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Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps may be the best U.S. athlete at the Olympics. However, he may also still be a swimmer.

Greatest-Ever Olympic Moments

With the opening of the XXIX Summer Olympiad in Beijing, Onion Sports looks back on moments from the past that passed forever into...

Mortgage Relief Bill Provisions

President Bush signed a housing bill into law last week that is designed to assist borrowers facing foreclosure on their homes. What are some...

Nation To Try Its Luck Out West

THE FRONTIER—No matter how bad things get or how dark tomorrow may seem, the one thing Americans can always count on is the promise of a better life somewhere else.
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