HAZEL PARK, MI—Brandon Mylenek insisted his video comment would defy the laws of logic and grammar, and allege several elements of the clip as ...

SEATTLE—"At first it was pretty awkward," said one observer. "But then it was like, 'Yes, Soundgarden is back.' It was so intense."

CHICAGO—"You mean this entire time? On the bus? During my first communion?" Fred Havemeyer said. "Oh, Christ, the 60s! I just remembered the 1960 ...

SCHAUMBURG, IL—When Jack Mannahan's elderly father passed away this spring, the 53-year-old decided to draw up a list of things that he had...

WASHINGTON—Filling a large number of bags with sand and then placing them side by side next to a body of water remains the nation ...

[media:83729] WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush delivered an encouraging motivational message to Beijing-bound Olympians Monday, urging...

AKRON, OH—The Footlight Dinner Theater's weekend production of Death Of A Salesman featured partially rewritten dialogue apparently intended...

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, 93 percent of those who get behind the wheel while...

President Bush signed a housing bill into law last week that is designed to assist borrowers facing foreclosure on their homes. What are some...

BEIJING—In an 11th-hour move that shocked the international athletic and political communities alike, the Chinese Olympic Team announced Wednesday that it will not be ...

NEW YORK—The American people announced plans Monday to put on the Olympics, turn the volume down to a barely audible level, and leave the...

BEIJING—In a rare show of selflessness not often seen in sports, Norwegian Olympic steeplechase competitor Kristine Engeset told reporters...

BEIJING—Several hours before the opening ceremony Thursday, ambitious Chinese street vendors obtained bootleg copies of the complete 2008...

BEIJING—Former American track-and-field star and nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis, 47, showed up uninvited to the 2008 Olympic...

BEIJING—Over the course of two years, gymnast Fabian Hambuchen has sculpted his body into peak physical condition, reportedly training three...

With the opening of the XXIX Summer Olympiad in Beijing, Onion Sports looks back on moments from the past that passed forever into...

Michael Phelps may be the best U.S. athlete at the Olympics. However, he may also still be a swimmer.

The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.

Cosmo scientists have finally cataloged every single way to satisfy your man's carnal cravings by stimulating his secret sex zones.

Andrew Giuliani is suing Duke University after being recruited for, then removed from, the Duke University golf team. What do you think?

John McCain donor Kathy Hilton called the candidate's attack ad comparing Barack Obama to Hilton's daughter Paris "frivolous." What do you...

Comedienne Kathy Griffin reportedly said she would not appear on Dancing With The Stars. What do you think?

Wal-Mart managers have reportedly been told by higher-ups that a Democratic president would lead to unions, less jobs, and less profits for their...

John McCain's campaign bus collided with a van on Wednesday. What do you think?