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Nastia Liukin

Nastia Liukin is a triple world champion and an Olympic gold medalist. But is she good at sports or just gymnastics?

Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World

ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every...

Oh, No! Dirt Bikes!

Ah, isn't summer just wonderful? Why, I could lay here all day, surrounded by my little forest friends, and never...

Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot

NEW YORK—Mere seconds after a hotly contested rebound during a game between the vice president's biggest on-court rivals, a mishandled basketball rolled across the blacktop of "the Cage" before being brought to a stop by the wing-tipped foot of Dick Cheney.
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Nastia Liukin

Nastia Liukin is a triple world champion and an Olympic gold medalist. But is she good at sports or just gymnastics?

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