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Chad Pennington

Onion Sports looks at Dolphins starting QB Chad Pennington, a passer much faintly praised for his accuracy.

Hawaii Wins Little League World Series

WILLIAMSPORT, PA—The Hawaii team, known for its powerful lineup of short, fat Skill 5 hitters, defeated the Mexico team 12-3 in the championship game of the Little League World Series, a four-round, single-player tournament held from 2 p.m....
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