Cows Instinctively Know North

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Cows Instinctively Know North

German and Czech researchers have discovered that cows tend to align themselves in a north-south direction when grazing or resting. What do you think?
  • "People, people, there's no need to panic. They haven't learned east and west yet."

    Tom Posdal
    Research Marketing Partner
  • "Only when they're grazing or resting? Are there other cow activities of which I'm unaware?"

    Daphne Mussey
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's sad. If I could sit just one cow down and reveal to it the beauty of a sunrise or a sunset, I'd feel like I made a real difference."

    Carl Craig
    Security Alarm Installer
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