NEW YORK—In order to make room for the McCain article, a story about Vice President Dick Cheney and 9/11 was relegated to a ...

DAYTON, TN—"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits ...

CHICAGO—"I got stuck on a rooftop with Howard a month ago, and with no prompting he acted out about 20 minutes of Napoleon Dynamite ...

MOLINE, TX—Crushed under the weight of a sudden and unexpected emotional collapse Friday, local resident Sam Cartwright spent 72 hours...

WASHINGTON—In a solemn ceremony held in the White House Rose Garden Monday, recently outed Iraq War casualty Sgt. Maj. Michael...

PHOENIX, AZ—According to campaign sources, Joseph Chappel, a 38-year-old speechwriter for Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), has spent the last two...

DETROIT—Following the failure of the pizza chain's TV advertisements and coupon flier promotions, the Little Caesars corporate office...

ROANOKE, VA—The media-dubbed "Roanoke miracle dog," who goes only by the name "Ginger," has seven brand-new reasons to be overjoyed after...

The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, the body that insures bank deposits up to $100,000, has raised the number of "troubled banks" to...

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Although veteran Jets quarterback Brett Favre claims he still loves the game, dwindling enthusiasm and a desire to bow out while on ...

BALTIMORE—David Segal, 38-year-old accountant and father of two, expressed hope that his 10-year-old son's recent interest in long jumping...

BOSTON—Upon returning to the dugout following a two-run homerun Sunday, Red Sox Nos. 3 and 5 hitters David Ortiz and Jason Bay were unable...

NEW YORK—Calling the 16-year-old international free agent "the next great general manager," the New York Yankees announced the signing of...

CARLSBAD, CA—Sources close to Shaun White confirm that the snowboarder spent an Xtremely lazy day in bed Wednesday, lethargically performing...

ORLANDO—Benjamin "Dry Bones" Gray, a drug dealer and former supplier to Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton, expressed bitter...

Monday Night Football opens its 2008 season with a combination rivalry and identity crisis.

On Today Now! paranormal detective Leonard Higgs explains that using ghosts to solve crimes actually involves a lot of paperwork.

Two Montreal psychiatrists claim to have discovered a mental illness in which patients think they are subjects of their own reality shows. What do...

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?

More than 85 of Sen. Hillary Clinton's major financial supporters are now backing Sen. John McCain for president. What do you think?

Researchers have found that flies are hard to swat because they are able to calculate an escape route within milliseconds of spotting a threat. What...

A literature review by the American Psychological Association states that women who have an abortion are not at greater risk for developing...

British researchers found that patients who chewed gum after undergoing colon surgery had bowel movements sooner than those who did not. What do...

German and Czech researchers have discovered that cows tend to align themselves in a north-south direction when grazing or resting. What do...

Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.