WASHINGTON—"Whoop-de-doo," stated the former presidential candidate, twirling her right index finger when Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) appeared on the Senate floor.
WASHINGTON—Formed in the mid-1800s, the DOE is dedicated to securing federally protected status for vast tracts of land overseas for use as public property.
SOMERSET, NJ—"It’s frightening to think I was so close to learning how society works outside the protected sphere of wealth and privilege," said ...
WASHINGTON—Facing major cutbacks, National Public Radio has been forced to retool and relaunch its popular program All Things...
ARLINGTON, VA—In what is being called a major coup for the Republican nominee, the campaign of Sen. John McCain has recruited rival Sen....
LOS ANGELES—According to museumgoers at Los Angeles' Getty Center, an automated audio guide for the 19th-century Impressionism art gallery...
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—In an act designed to completely reassure voters about his health, presidential candidate John McCain checked himself into...
WASHINGTON—In preparation for her debate with Sen. Joe Biden next week, Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin met with seasoned...
STILSON, GA—A local extension cord came under fire Monday when the four-foot length of electrical wiring failed to stretch from the end of...
WASHINGTON—After spending another anniversary of the 2001 terrorist attacks at work, many across the country have begun to secretly hope...
OXFORD, MS—Amid discussions of possibly postponing the debate altogether, Sens. Barack Obama (D-IL) and John McCain (R-AZ) were able to...
NASHVILLE, TN—After months of futile entreaties to upgrade to its latest version, web browser Internet Explorer made a last-ditch proposal...
Hy-Genic apportionment of remaining paper provided for the READER for the dis-infecting, scouring, and purging of the...
As he doth Celebrate the OPENING for BUS-INESS,
an' all related to the COOKING of MEATS upon the FLAME,
an' against all known...
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Torpid Innard; Anchorite's Droop; Moth-Bowell; Leadminer's Complaint; Flaccidity of the Tongue;†...
After four years of work, architect Craig Dykers has revealed his plans for the 9/11 museum to built on the former site of the ...
There may be no better word to describe John McCain's vice presidential pick than "ridiculous."
After months of criticizing Sen. Obama...
NEW YORK—Facing the Cubs in the midst of a three-game losing streak, the desperate Mets sprinted out to the field Tuesday, launched themselves high ...
MILWAUKEE—With both teams collapsing neck and neck, Major League Baseball announced Tuesday that the Mets and Brewers will play a one-game...
DETROIT—Lions owner William Clay Ford, Sr. expressed consternation and anger Monday upon realizing that Matt Millen had been acting as...
NEW YORK—Lifelong Yankees fan Martin Stenowitz, 52, became one of many who took home a piece of Yankee Stadium property Sunday night when he...
WASHINGTON—During a postgame press conference Saturday in which he registered disappointment at being shut out for the 22nd time this...
GREEN BAY, WI—The Green Bay Packers offensive line, which has been criticized this season for its combination of youth and lack of...
In its 85 years, Yankee Stadium saw more than its share of history made, but there was more to the Cathedral of Baseball than championships ...
Ruthless Raiders owner Al Davis is fascinating for the intensity with which he just doesn't give a damn.
The new facility will be an intimate beachfront stadium where the Yankees can go to get away from the hustle and bustle of New York ...
The son of a Tennessee state representative hacked into Gov. Sarah Palin's Yahoo! e-mail account. What do you think?
The Obama campaign is pulling its 50 staffers from North Dakota in order to deploy them in the battleground states of Wisconsin and Minnesota. What...
A new study shows that men who adhere to a traditional mind-set about gender roles are paid more than men who are more egalitarian. What ...
Vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin met with a series of world leaders as a sort of crash course on foreign policy. What do you...
Slacker Uprising, filmmaker Michael Moore's new documentary about his 2004 tour, was released for free on the Internet on Tuesday. What do...
McCain pointed to his personal success in marrying a wealthy beer heiress to prove how the plan could benefit every American.