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Breast Cancer Launches WNBA Awareness Month

NEW YORK— Leading representatives of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation announced Wednesday that the month of October would officially be known as WNBA Awareness Month, and commemorated the occasion by donating $80 million of their...

CC Sabathia

With a magnificent display of pitching, 290-pound iron man CC Sabathia single-handedly wrestled the Brewers into the playoffs. Is he any good?
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