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Issue 4442

Sports And The Faltering Economy

The world of sports was in financial trouble even before last week's market woes. Onion Sports runs down some of the ways teams and leagues are...

Manny Ramirez

It's long been suspected that Ramirez was taking lots of drugs, but it's a slight shock that those drugs were performance-enhancing.

October Surprises In History

Many elections have been altered by an "October surprise," or a sudden revelation that casts one candidate in a bad light. Here are some of the...

Bush Calls For Panic

WASHINGTON—Many call the plan Bush's most well-thought-out proposal to date which calls for hysterical fear, dry heaving, and the legalization of trampling.
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