WASHINGTON—In a press conference held this morning on the White House lawn, President Bush formally asked the assembled press corps and members of his ...

WICHITA, KS—Democrat Alan Klemke Becomes Wichita's 4th District Alderman.

WASHINGTON—President-elect Barack Obama did very well among women and young voters, who were most sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked.

WASHINGTON—"We feared we'd never see these majestic creatures again, but since their resurgence they've been acting like 'king shit'," said Wildlife Deputy ...

MENA, AR—Envisioning his parents, a warm blanket, and hot chocolate, a delirious Joshua Meyers mumbled, "It's over!" through the filthy sock stuffed in ...

WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush has reportedly been soliciting advice from White House aides for a friend of his who ordered military...

WASHINGTON–With just one day before voters head to the polls, presidential candidate John McCain told the American people Monday that,...

DENVER—A voting booth stationed at the fifth district municipal center in Denver possesses the otherworldly power to transform rational...

WASHINGTON—As the 2008 presidential campaign came to a close Tuesday, the Republican Party and the average American hard working Joe bid...

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected...

NEW YORK—Less than 20 minutes after Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, New York senator Hillary Clinton...

PHOENIX—After conceding defeat in the 2008 presidential election, former Republican candidate John McCain reportedly got completely hammered...

MONTVALE. NJ—In a crucial, 11th-hour decision for one of the tristate area's largest weekly bargain supplements, Pathmark circular editor in...

Microsoft announced it will be releasing a new edition of its operating software, called Windows 7, while Apple is working on its new OS X ...

LOS ANGELES—Lakers shooting guard Kobe Bryant had a typically solid performance from the field last night, scoring 25 points to propel his team to ...

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Following his trade from Milwaukee, small forward Bobby Simmons, who averaged 7.6 points per game in 2007–08 and...

DALLAS—Brooks Bollinger, a journeyman third-stringer whose career has found him occupying roster spots behind backups Vinny Testaverde,...

PHILADELPHIA—Lifetime Phillies fans Cory Matthews, 27, and his former next-door neighbor, educator, and longtime friend, Mr. Feeny,...

BATON ROUGE, LA—In town with College GameDay for a matchup between No. 1 Alabama and No. 15 LSU, 72-year-old Lee Corso felt awkward...

ORLANDO, FL—Day manager Gary Campbell of the Perkins restaurant on Conroy Road thanked Daunte Culpepper for his tireless effort, leadership...

They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong?

Hamilton is the first black driver to win a major racing championship, easily the second-most inspiring thing to happen this week.

Jermaine Jackson announced that the Jackson 5 is reuniting for a tour in 2009. What do you think?

Despite early voting, some are expecting a record turnout and long lines at polling places Tuesday. What do you think?

In the face of a weakening economy, U.S. auto sales fell to their lowest level since 1983. What do you think?

A study from Cornell University has found a correlation between higher levels of precipitation and incidences of autism. What do you think?

Michael Crichton, author of Jurassic Park, Congo, and The Andromeda Strain, died Tuesday at 66. What do you think?

Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.