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Issue 4448

Joe Buck

He's become one of the most popular and ubiquitous announcers in sports. But is he any good?

Well, That Sunset Sucked

For our 10th anniversary, I wanted to pull off a grand romantic gesture that would remind my wife that she's more than my friend—she's the...

Auto Industry Crisis

The big three American automobile manufacturers spent much of last week lobbying Congress for a portion of the economic bailout, lest they go...
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