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Issue 4449

Shitload Of Math Due Monday

OLD BRIDGE, NJ—Students dreaded spending all day Sunday with some retarded math book, especially one that doesn't have any of the freaking answers in the back.

Athletes And Guns

The recent Plaxico Burress incident is only the latest chapter in a long and unhealthy relationship between sports and firearms. Here are some of...

Kurt Warner

The Cardinals' 37-year-old QB is experiencing yet another brilliant resurgence. Is he any good?
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