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What A Year This Was!

Wow! Has it been 365 days already? It seems like just yesterday I was looking back on 2007. I guess it's true that time flies when you're having...

Earth, Prepare To Meet Thy DOOM!

This past earthly solar cycle was one to be remembered. A year of change. A year of hope. Pitiful, misplaced hope! But by far, the single most...

Political Goals For 2009

Smoove is not a political man. However, during the most recent election, something changed for Smoove. He has found a purpose. A new...

How Did The Economy Go Bad?

In 2007, the economy was extremely robust. Less than 12 months later, the United States is facing a plunging stock market, record unemployment...

We're In An Economy-Sized Pickle!

Refusing to buy all this news about the economy being in the ol' litter box? Well, believe it. It's true! And how does your pal Jean know this?...

China Hosts Realistic-Looking Olympics

BEIJING—Long after the closing ceremonies of last August's XXIX Olympiad, participants and spectators from around the world were still talking about the incredibly lifelike, almost realistic atmosphere the nation of China was able to bring...

New Faces In The News

Following the untimely death of esteemed broadcast journalist Tim Russert, 23-year-old son Luke Russert was tapped by the NBC...
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