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Factual Error Found On Internet
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 38•19 | 05.22.02 | News
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National Science Foundation: Science Hard
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 38•21 | 06.05.02 | News
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Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•32 | 08.10.05 | News
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Sony Unveils New Model Customer
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•24 | 06.12.06 | News
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Caltech Physicists Successfully Split The Bill
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•36 | 09.05.06 | News
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New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•47 | 11.17.06 | News
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Scientists Create World's Largest Novelty Atom
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•02 | 01.12.07 | News
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Roomba Violates All Three Laws Of Roombotics
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•15 | 04.14.07 | News
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Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human Emotions
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•20 | 05.16.07 | News
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New VCR Made By Communists, Grandpa Alleges
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 35•24 | 06.23.99 | News in Brief
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Employee Worries Coworker's Computer Screen May Be Larger
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 36•43 | 11.29.00 | News in Brief
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Fucker Sure Taking Long Time To Download
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 37•03 | 01.31.01 | News in Brief
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300 Naked Women Feared Lost In Computer Crash
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 37•24 | 07.18.01 | News in Brief
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Bill Gates Finally Getting Into Radiohead's Kid A
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 37•32 | 09.12.01 | News in Brief
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Voice Recognition Software Yelled At
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•41 | 10.22.03 | News in Brief
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Mugger Can't Believe Crap Victim Has On MP3 Player
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•24 | 06.16.04 | News in Brief
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Local Woman Dies Of Lost Cell Phone
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•25 | 06.23.04 | News in Brief
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Nerd Has Most Obscure Crush Ever
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•28 | 07.14.04 | News in Brief
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Internet Pop-Up Quiz Insulting
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•35 | 09.01.04 | News in Brief
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Gmail User Pities Hotmail User
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•09 | 03.02.05 | News in Brief
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Area Man Looking For Whatever The Hell Is Beeping
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•22 | 06.01.05 | News in Brief
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Dead iPod Remembered As Expensive
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•26 | 06.29.05 | News in Brief
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Podcast A Cry For Help
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•32 | 08.10.05 | News in Brief
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New Software Yellows Neglected Digital Photos Over Time
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•06 | 02.08.06 | News in Brief
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Sweat-Stain-Dating Technology Unlocks Age Of Assistant Managers
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•37 | 09.13.06 | News in Brief
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Apple Hard At Work Making iPhone Obsolete
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•07 | 02.12.07 | News in Brief
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Second Life Makes Dream Of Owning Fictitious Coffee Shop Come True
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•23 | 06.07.07 | News in Brief
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Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•39 | 09.26.07 | News in Brief
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Scientists Warn Ionosphere One Top-40 Hit Away From Exploding
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•48 | 11.26.07 | News in Brief
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Computer Being Stupid
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•14 | 04.04.08 | News in Brief
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Chat-Room Shorthand
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 38•06 | 02.20.02 | Infographic
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New Military Technology
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•11 | 03.26.03 | Infographic
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Stopping Spam
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•48 | 12.10.03 | Infographic
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Nanotechnology
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•12 | 03.24.04 | Infographic
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Ringtones
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 40•28 | 07.14.04 | Infographic
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Unhealthy Online Support Groups
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•23 | 06.08.05 | Infographic
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Facebook's Popular Applications
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•04 | 01.23.08 | Infographic
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Least Visited Science Museum Exhibits
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 35•24 | 06.23.99 | Statshot
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Losing Junior-High Science-Fair Projects
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 36•05 | 02.16.00 | Statshot
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New Cell-Phone Features
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 38•07 | 02.27.02 | Statshot
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Top-Selling Educational Baby DVDs
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•03 | 01.18.06 | Statshot
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Most Popular HDTV Programming
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•08 | 02.21.07 | Statshot
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What Inventions Have We Overlooked This Year?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•51 | 12.17.07 | Statshot
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Least Popular Widgets
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•32 | 08.06.08 | Statshot
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Love And Forgiveness Of Christ Now Available In New Gel Form
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Vatican Condemns Wack MCs
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed
ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Scientists Create First Test-Tube Sandwich
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Work Begins On Clinton Presidential DVD Library
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.18.07 | Radio News
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New U.S. Military Helicopter Too Beautiful To Use In Combat
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.29.08 | Radio News
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NASA Baffled By Failure Of Straw Shuttle
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.30.08 | Radio News
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Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.31.08 | Radio News
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Super Bladder Improves Urination Process
ISSUE 45•01 | 01.01.09 | Radio News
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Voice Recognition Software Yelled At
ISSUE 45•01 | 01.02.09 | Radio News
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Bomb Sniffing Dog Humps Bomb Defusing Robot
ISSUE 45•01 | 01.03.09 | Radio News
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Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor
ISSUE 45•01 | 01.04.09 | Radio News
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Area Eyesore Also A Data Technician
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 31•20 | 06.04.97 | News in Photos
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Lab Partner Wants To Be Sex Partner
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 36•45 | 12.13.00 | News in Photos
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Atari Releases Updated Adventure Video Game
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•22 | 06.01.05 | News in Photos
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Area Mom: 'I Finally Learned Computers'
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•26 | 06.28.06 | News in Photos
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Microwave Used As Alarm Clock
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Photos
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WebMD Doesn't Know How To Tell You This
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•05 | 01.31.07 | News in Photos
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Who Says Java Programmers Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 37•44 | 12.05.01 | Commentary
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I Wish I Were More Like My Online Persona
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•04 | 02.05.03 | Commentary
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Normally I Enjoy Your Pornographic Web Site, But This Time You've Gone Too Far
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•27 | 07.16.03 | Commentary
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I Have An iPod–'In My Mind'
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•32 | 08.20.03 | Commentary
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Never In My Wildest Dreams Did I Think I'd Get Bored Watching Robots Fight
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•29 | 07.20.05 | Commentary
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No Machine Can Do My Job As Resentfully As I Can
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•49 | 12.07.05 | Commentary
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Two Hundred Spam E-Mails Can't Be Wrong
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•24 | 06.14.06 | Commentary
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Any Idiot Could Have Come Up With The Car
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•36 | 09.06.06 | Commentary
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If Someone Wanted To Publish My Blog Entries For Money, I Wouldn't Say No
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•18 | 05.02.07 | Commentary
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This International Space Station Is A Pig Sty
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•19 | 05.07.08 | Commentary
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Your E-Mail: Are You Checking It Enough?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•40 | 10.07.05 | Sunday Magazine
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Pseudoscience: Is It Catching Up To Real Science?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•06 | 02.10.06 | Sunday Magazine
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The Smug Little Shit Behind The Latest Internet Phenomenon
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•33 | 08.17.07 | Sunday Magazine
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Do Today's Youth Have What It Takes For Today's Video Games?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•46 | 11.16.07 | Sunday Magazine
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The Future of Time Travel: Is It Also Its Past?
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•50 | 12.14.07 | Sunday Magazine
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Editorial Cartoon - December 29, 2008
ISSUE 45•01 | 12.29.08 | Editorial Cartoon
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My Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, Do I Hate That Bitch
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 36•36 | 10.11.00 | Point/Counterpoint
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Online Poaching
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 41•40 | 10.11.05 | American Voices
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Adult-Proof Ringtone
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | American Voices
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Hypoallergenic Cats
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•28 | 07.17.06 | American Voices
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Computer Makers Die More
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•42 | 10.23.06 | American Voices
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First Womb Transplant Planned
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•19 ISSUE 43•04 | 01.22.07 | American Voices
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'Unbeatable' Checkers Program Designed
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 43•36 | 09.06.07 | American Voices
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Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 44•28 | 07.07.08 | American Voices
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Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive
ISSUE 45•01 | 01.05.09 | American Voices
You Look Like You Could Use An Elizabethan Adventure On The Holodeck
ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 33•18 | 05.13.98 | Commentary
Greetings, fellow citizen of the Federation! I couldn't help but notice that you seem a bit fatigued. I suspect that the many demands of Starfleet service have worn you down, and you now require recreation to refresh you and restore your spirits to a nominal level of function. I know just the thing–a merry Elizabethan adventure on the holodeck! more»