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2008 Bowl Game Highlights

Rose Bowl: Penn State is at a huge disadvantage when head coach Joe Paterno decides to coach the game from the Rose...

Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has been selected as the 2008 NFL Most Valuable Player. But is the Colts quarterback any good?

People Like Food

These days it's hard to get people to agree on things. Some people like wearing shorts all the time, but other people think you always have to...

McDonald's Makeover

More than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald's is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features...
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