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A-Rod

A-Rod has admitted, finally, to steroid use. Is there anything good about this three-time MVP?

A-Rod Dead At 33

NEW YORK—Baseball legend and mythical figure A-Rod, the New York Yankee third baseman and three-time American League Most Valuable Player, was declared dead Saturday...

Ex-Girlfriend Making Huge Mistake

CLEVELAND—Tracy Anderton is making a tremendous mistake by thinking she can find happiness with a successful trial lawyer, ex-boyfriend Jack...

Man Somehow Getting Worse At Sex

ATLANTA—"It doesn't make any sense," 32-year-old Peter Graney said. "I'm starting to think I might have been better at this whole thing back in high school."

Relationship Tips

Many couples find their relationships stuck in a rut after they've been together for a while. Here are some ways to rekindle the fires of...
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Nightlife

Ugh, This A Place Where Bartenders Wear Bow Tie

PITTSBURGH—Saying they should have known from the moment they walked in the unmarked speakeasy entrance and spotted the extensive wood paneling, customers confirmed Friday that, ugh, this is one of those places where the bartenders all wear bow ties.

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