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Issue 4512

Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?"

Exchange-Student Exchange

ABC 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT One American and one British family bring students across the Atlantic and ship them right back until they find the perfect one.

Moving Tom Hanks

HBO 9:00 p.m. EDT/8:00 p.m. CDT Hanks hits the road in order to meet ordinary Americans, touch their things, and be touched.

NCAA Tournament Snubs

Although 64 teams are invited, there are always those who feel unjustly overlooked. We run down the reasoning behind prominent...

Jay Cutler

The young Broncos passer asked to be traded after his team looked at Matt Cassel. So is he any good?

Putting Vacant Houses To Use

With one in nine housing units in the United States unoccupied, many people are breaking into empty homes and using them for their own...

Family Matters

Nick At Nite 0:30 EDT/9:30 CDT Harriette makes a reference to Michelle Obama, and it becomes shockingly clear: They're making new episodes.

I Got To Find A New Place To Live

Hola, amigos. How's by you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been weighed down by a shit-ton of trouble. First of all, my...

Tree Featured In 'The Deer Hunter' Dies

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, NC—"It will be missed," Deer Hunter costar Robert De Niro said. "We took a shine to each other on set immediately. That tree taught me a lot about life."
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