WESTON, FL—"The Constitution was intended to be malleable," whispered Justice Samuel Alito, hiding behind the shower curtain after he thought he heard a noise.
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PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a ...
WASHINGTON—A new study released by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics Tuesday confirmed that the most dependable source of income for...
SOUTH BEND, IN—While patrolling the University of Notre Dame campus Friday night, officer Robert Mueller disrupted a party taking place at...
INTERNET HEADQUARTERS—Speaking on behalf of the overburdened World Wide Web, Internet representatives announced Monday that all Sunday...
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With one in nine housing units in the United States unoccupied, many people are breaking into empty homes and using them for their own...
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PITTSBURGH—Steelers linebacker James Harrison is participating in prolonged closed-door meetings with team management, including coach Mike...
NEW YORK—Speaking directly into a banana he evidently believed a reporter was holding, an unkempt and soiled Isiah Thomas held a makeshift...
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ROCHESTER, NY—In what has become a yearly tradition, employees at the office of Institutional Investors filled out brackets Wednesday and...
Although 64 teams are invited, there are always those who feel unjustly overlooked. We run down the reasoning behind prominent...
The young Broncos passer asked to be traded after his team looked at Matt Cassel. So is he any good?
Steel Hawk Inc. is offering a full refund to customers who bought the non-flesh-shredding bullets.
Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.
Tomorrow is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 60th birthday. What do you think?
Today is acting legend Patrick Duffy's 60th birthday. What do you think?
Production is complete on He's Such A Girl, starring Patrick Duffy. Why hasn't this film been released yet? What do you think?
What role do you think Patrick Duffy would be best suited for?
If Patrick Duffy were an animal, what kind of animal do you think he’d be?
