Issue 4512

Oh No, Performers Coming Into Audience

PITTSBURGH—"Their smiles are so big," a female theatergoer said while pretending to look for something in her purse. "Why does that one have a cordless microphone? Is he going to try to talk to us?"

NCAA Tournament Snubs

Although 64 teams are invited, there are always those who feel unjustly overlooked. We run down the reasoning behind prominent...

Jay Cutler

The young Broncos passer asked to be traded after his team looked at Matt Cassel. So is he any good?

Putting Vacant Houses To Use

With one in nine housing units in the United States unoccupied, many people are breaking into empty homes and using them for their own...

I Got To Find A New Place To Live

Hola, amigos. How's by you? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been weighed down by a shit-ton of trouble. First of all, my...

Tree Featured In 'The Deer Hunter' Dies

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, NC—"It will be missed," Deer Hunter costar Robert De Niro said. "We took a shine to each other on set immediately. That tree taught me a lot about life."
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