Issue 4525

The Bachelorette

ABC 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT After viewing a production of Tony N' Tina's Wedding, the bachelorette, clad in a penis-shaped hat and a sash, gets drunk on oversized margaritas with 11 of her friends at a local Mexican place, then dances lewdly for hour...

Live From The Artists Den

WNET 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT Show John Mayer, show the drummer, cut to backup singers. Back to Mayer, there's the drummer again, and…backup singers.

Kim Jong Il's Successor

North Korean president Kim Jong Il recently named his 25-year-old son Kim Jong Un as the nation's next leader. What qualifications does Kim's...

Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles

PALO ALTO, CA—The report found that at work, special information rectangles aid in completing business-related tasks, while entertainment rectangles—larger, louder, and often placed inside the home—help us enter a relaxing trance-like state after a long day of rectangle-gazing.
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