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After viewing a production of Tony N' Tina's Wedding, the bachelorette, clad in a penis-shaped hat and a sash, gets drunk on oversized margaritas with 11 of her friends at a local Mexican place, then dances lewdly for hour...
PARIS—The shocking discovery, announced during a press conference Friday, finally sheds light on what took place in the early hours of June 1, answering a number of questions about the mysterious mid-flight disaster.
ORLANDO, FL—With the Lakers' 99-86 victory over the Magic in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, shooting guard Kobe Bryant silenced critics Sunday, achieving what many had said was impossible: winning an NBA title with Luke Walton on his team....
PALO ALTO, CA—The report found that at work, special information rectangles aid in completing business-related tasks, while entertainment rectangles—larger, louder, and often placed inside the home—help us enter a relaxing trance-like state after a long day of rectangle-gazing.
SMYRNA, DE—Saying he needed to be transported to a tranquil, untroubled state of calmness pronto, local man Pete McCartin, 29, told reporters Thursday that a fresh-brewed mug of purportedly relaxation-promoting tea had better fucking work.
WASHINGTON—Alarmed by the sudden change in his thinking and behavior, White House aides said Tuesday that they were concerned about President Trump’s declining mental health after he admitted he may not be an omnipotent living god.a