New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays MarryNews in Brief • ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 17, 2009 CONCORD, NH—Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it...
People-Watcher Catches Glimpse Of Rare North American Black DoofusNews in Brief • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 18, 2009 AKRON, OH—After sitting for nearly three hours in his usual spot behind a café window downtown, people-watcher Peter Mitchell was thrilled...
Area Man Maps Out Drinking StrategyNews in Brief • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 19, 2009 POCATELLO, ID—Leaving no part of his evening of inebriation to chance, real estate broker Kyle Burtz meticulously laid out his drinking...
Congress Passes Amendment Guaranteeing Right To Chicken Done RightRadio News • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 28, 2009
Digesting, Tasting, Excreting, Then Chewing: How One Man Is Trying To Change The Eating ParadigmSunday Magazine • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 29, 2009
Rangers Win Stanley Cup 15 Years AgoSports News in Brief • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 18, 2009 NEW YORK—After 54 years of waiting, the New York Rangers finally won the Stanley Cup 15 years ago, defeating the Vancouver Canucks four...
Detroit Lions Begin 8-Month MegacampSports News in Brief • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 19, 2009 ALLEN PARK, MI—New Detroit head coach Jim Schwartz opened the Lions' first-ever megacamp Monday with a speech welcoming his players,...
Pirates Want Everyone In Pittsburgh To Stop Staring At ThemSports News in Brief • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 21, 2009 PITTSBURGH—Coming off the heels of the Steelers' Super Bowl victory in February and the Penguins Stanley Cup win last week, members of the...
Team USA's World Cup StumblesSportsgraphic • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 18, 2009 As qualifying rages on, we look at Team USA's hapless World Cup history. 1891 and 1895: United States athletes...
Phil JacksonStrongside/Weakside • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 18, 2009 This quasi-mystical figure has more titles than any other NBA coach. Is he any good?
Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From NatureToday Now! • ISSUE 45•27 • Jun 29, 2009 Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.