Following approved article contains: Accurate report on addition of Seedstore.com to the World Wide Web; Emphasis on China’s commitment to free and open ...

Following approved article contains: Facts about importance of filial piety; Lessons to be dutifully gleaned from parable of Shanzi; Woeful incidents of dishonor and disregard.

Following approved article contains: Confounding celebration of dim-witted child's miniscule achievement; Evidence of great failure that is the American education system, especially when compared ...

YANTAI, CHINA—In a non-news event, which did not occur and therefore warrants no coverage, nothing happened to 28 Tibetan protesters and their screaming families ...

Following approved article contains: Report on big hot trend sweeping the palates of American consumers; Evidence of deliciousness and ease of consumption regarding all foodstuffs ...

Following approved article contains: Report on strength and might of China; Report on force and vigor of China; Report on how China will continue to ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Paul Reiser, situation comedy megastar, celebrity legend, and beloved creator of laughter, brought much joy to his tens of...

NEW YORK—For reasons too difficult to comprehend, the unnecessarily fretful and anxious nation of United States continues its odd obsession...

WASHINGTON—According to sources, the United States has once again failed to be successful this week. It is widely believed that the U.S., a...

WASHINGTON—In a display of weakness unbecoming a head of state, President Barack Obama concluded remarks to the nation Tuesday by asking a...

LONG BEACH, CA—According to retail analysts, a perfectly clean and healthy shipment of Tinned Fish Product, newly arrived from the shores of...

TUSKEGEE, AL—Though the information would in no way serve to improve his standing with his superiors, and, in all likelihood, would instead...

CASSVILLE, WV—Although rescue workers have cleared a path wide enough for coal to be extracted through, and miners trapped inside are not so...

WASHINGTON—Despite every indication that such a move would bring with it glorious success, and that only triumph could come from branching...

BEIJING—Settling not on the industrious sons of China, nor on their ware-covered blankets, ownership rights of intellectual property...

WASHINGTON—A new report has revealed that when it comes to the important matter of owing large sums of money, Americans display a level of...

NASHVILLE, TN—Ryan Caldwell, a beautiful, innocent 4-year-old child, no doubt the very future of the Caldwell family and a promising young...

*@@## PROVINCE—Emergency and rescue *@@## reported to the scene of a most *@@## early *@@## morning, pulling several *@@## bodies from the...

EARTH—The entire world population confirmed Friday that Houston Rockets center Yao Ming is the greatest athlete in the history of sports and a glowing ...

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA—As baseball continues to die a slow, strangled death across the country, many are correctly wondering if women's...

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Top stock-car racing officials have yet to respond to repeated passionate public demands that their series evolve to...

CHANGCHUN, JILIN PROVINCE—In a devastating turn of events that has shocked and saddened the world's sport fans, the earth's premiere athlete...

MILWAUKEE—In an act of selflessness not often seen amongst ego-driven American athletes, who typically look only to further their own...

NEW YORK—Star of American basketball games Chris Bosh became one of the world's most indebted-to-China people Monday after signing a...

Can the portly American compete with a sleek Chinese fishing-craft? Marvel at the magnitude of his failure.

Friends and family are hoping for the return of missing woman Rachel Emmich, who they say is strong of body and never lazy or indolent.

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?

A survey of deer ticks in Minnesota revealed that about a third of them carried Lyme disease. What do you think?

The unemployment rate for the American state of Tennessee reached its highest point in 26 years. What do you think?

President Barack Obama signed a bill that established a panel to commemorate Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday on June 6, 2011. What do you...

Arista Records announced that in September pop diva Whitney Houston, singer of the song "I Will Always Love You," will release her first album of ...

In light of a glut of milk, the National Milk Producers Federation is paying dairies to slaughter 103,000 cows. What do you think?

Between 1994 and 2006, acute injuries from computers have risen 800 percent. What do you think?

A review of more than 5,000 medical records from doctors' offices across the nation revealed that bad test results were not reported to patients ...