KIGALI, RWANDA—"Always remember to keep things light and breezy when mingling," said real estate heiress Danielle Watters as she advised a group of war ...

WASHINGTON—"All these goddamn layoffs, they're totally a blessing in disguise," said Donald Ellington, a completely hammered senior adviser at JPMorgan Chase.

LOWELL, MA—The barbecue, which began shortly after 4 p.m., saw both emotionally fragile and needy family members Nicholas Aunchman, 3, and Sandy Aunchman ...

WASHINGTON—In a stirring display of his commitment to the institution he pledged his life to 34 years ago, Associate Justice John Paul...

DENVER—Sources at apartment 3A of the Woodpoint Towers residential complex confirmed that 26-year-old Stephen Refkin has become a gaping,...

CHICAGO—Though the stock market remains shaky and consumer spending has reached a standstill, the U.S. economy is apparently still robust...

LOS ANGELES—Nipseyan scholars were jubilant Monday following the announcement that the Russell estate had consented to publish the last...

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as...

TWINSBURG, OH—Jesus Christ, area man Mark Hurley cannot fucking believe this dumb shit who has been riding his ass all the way out to...

Whole Foods CEO John Mackey wrote an op-ed for the Wall Street Journal in which he said that health care was not a right...

PLEASANTON, CA—"Having played in the NFL for eight seasons, Cris should definitely know that if you don't hold on to the hoagie with ...

MIAMI—In a sudden end to a trying year, the Mets' Jeff Francoeur lined into a rare centuple play against the Florida Marlins Wednesday, which ...

PARK RIDGE, IL—Claiming that the wounds of their past ran far too deep, representatives from the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan...

LOS ANGELES—Following Craig Kilborn's 47th birthday party last Monday, former ESPN colleague Dan Patrick told reporters he was surprised at...

CHICAGO—Cubs fans, players, and employees alike are universally praising manager Lou Piniella for masterfully lowering their expectations and...

ST. LOUIS—At a press conference Wednesday, James Santangeli, inventor of the 16-oz. batting doughnut, assured reporters, baseball players,...

For the first time since the 1983 LLWS, more players are called "tiger" than "scout"

South African runner Caster Semenya's sex has come under scrutiny. Is he/she any good?

In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and ...

After reaching an agreement with U.S. authorities, the Swiss bank UBS is providing the IRS with the names of 4,450 American clients. What ...

In his new book, former head of the Department of Homeland Security Tom Ridge says that the Bush administration pressured him to raise the terror...

The USDA Forest Service mascot Smokey Bear turned 65 earlier this month. What do you think?

Lt. William Calley, the only soldier to be held legally accountable for the 1968 massacre at My Lai, Vietnam, apologized in a speech to the ...

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What ...

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who disappeared for several days in June to visit his Argentine lover, has stated that he will not resign...