NEW YORK——According to a source who wished to remain anonymous, there is an ineffable quality to the printed page that kidnappers cannot get from ...
HOLLYWOOD, CA—"It's a really funny movie, and I think people are going to enjoy it," lied the 39-year-old performer, knowing full well that ...
LA CROSSE, WI—"We're from Sweden or Norway or somewhere around there," said Sundling, who when prompted can accurately detail the origins of each ...
ITHACA, NY—A study published recently in the Journal Of Mental Health found that attempting to reverse a loud emotional display by...
NEW YORK—Confident that people would once again embrace it as a beloved part of pop culture, steps were taken this week to reintroduce a...
LAS CRUCES, NM—Though it has been the victim of rampant physical and verbal abuse and feels terrorized by its demanding, possessive partner,...
WEEHAWKEN, NJ—Family members confirmed Monday that Weehawken father of three Ken Irvine wakes up every morning prepared to die in order to...
CHELMSFORD, MA—Based on her above- average height, the presence of two functional arms, and the near certainty that she was a student...
Since announcing their plans to divorce, Jon and Kate Gosselin, subjects of the TV show Jon And Kate Plus Eight, have had...
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an improbable display of competence and a basic execution of football fundamentals, the Oakland Raiders stunned the football world Sunday when ...
MINNEAPOLIS—Following the Yankees' Game 3 victory over the Twins in the ALDS Sunday, Alex Rodriguez demonstrated a complete lack of...
BOSTON—Every member of the Boston Red Sox stood behind teammate Jonathan Papelbon during clubhouse interviews Sunday, vociferously defending...
DURHAM, NC—Freshman Nate Washburn, 17, was mutilated in front of 12,000 students, players, and coaches at Duke University's Cameron Indoor...
BOSTON—Several questions into a postgame press conference Sunday, it became increasingly clear that Los Angeles Angels players had forgotten...
WASHINGTON—Washington Redskins head coach Jim Zorn held a press conference Sunday to reassure fans that, despite an inability to effectively...
1995: Though many said his best years were behind him, Nolan Ryan goes on to make one pretty fucking incredible Advil commercial
The Phillies take on the Dodgers in the NLCS this week. Onion Sports breaks down the matchup.
White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
For the achievement of giving the world "hope for a better future," President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. What do you...
French culture minister Frédéric Mitterrand is refusing to resign following controversy over a passage in his book The Bad Life that...
Luis Armando Pena Soltren was arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport on Sunday for his role in a 1968 hijacking of a Pan Am ...
GOP.com, the new social networking site for Republicans, crashed hours after it was launched on Tuesday. What do you think?
People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can ...