Issue 4552

Eagles Settle For Field Goal After 260-Yard Drive

SAN DIEGO—The Eagles were forced to settle for a field goal against the Chargers Sunday after sustaining a 260-yard, 64-play drive that featured six separate red-zone appearances and took 52 minutes off the game clock.

Brandon Jennings

In one of his first NBA games, the Bucks point guard broke Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's team record for most points scored in a game by a rookie. Is he any good?

Hubris In Sports

Bill Belichick's recent display of arrogance is only the latest example of sporting pride leading to a fall.
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