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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

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On The Sports Hero Of 2009:

  • "Is it 'You'? Seriously, is this one of those rhetorical questions where the answer is 'You'?"


  • "Mark Sanchez for not only winning Rose Bowl MVP and learning a professional offensive system in his first year, but for nailing all those women."


  • "Is it OK if I still say Tiger Woods?"


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