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ISSUE 46•10 | 03.12.10 | Fan On The Street
USA
10 p.m. EST / 9 p.m. CST
Young lawyers navigate their first year at a prestigious L.A. law firm in what might actually be, come to think of it, ABC's The Deep End.
Reed Jefferson married his high school sweetheart, Morgan Linley, on Saturday. They met four years ago, when he was a shop teacher and she was in ninth grade.
FOOD
3 a.m. EST/2 a.m. CST
Lunch meats—how shiny is too shiny? Plus, how much brown slimy carrot do we need to trim away?
Dear The Onion,
I missed the first 30 years of Garfield. Would you mind summarizing? Thanks.
Sarah Weatherly, Lincoln, NE
American Gladiators (ESPN Classic) 4 a.m. EDT/3 a.m. CDT
The one where Nitro catches his face on the edge of the Eliminator ramp and you can tell from the editing that he's actually pretty hurt.
While visiting Minnetonka, MN last weekend, Beth Hall and Cory LeBlanc of Las Vegas, NV awoke with pounding headaches and slowly pieced together that they had wed each other on a whim the night before in a 120-guest traditional Lutheran wedding.
NGC
10 p.m. EST / 9 p.m. CST
This week, an unemployed roofer is enters a battle of wits with a Home Depot parking-lot gull colony. To the victor go a cruller and a hot-dog bun.
Dan Simes and Terri Schiflett eloped to Las Vegas without telling a soul, which worked out perfectly because no one would have cared or wanted to attend their wedding anyway.
Dear The Onion,
Coping with my husband's death has been very difficult for me; it would really help if you stopped printing articles with the word "John" in them.
Mary Tomlinson, Newark, NJ
LIFETIME
11 p.m. EST/10 p.m. CST
A 28-year-old man must choose between spending an evening with his alcoholic parents questioning his career path, or with former schoolmates trying to explain how he gained so much weight.
Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype?
ISSUE 46•52 ISSUE 46•10 | 03.09.10 | Commentary
When tablet computers first reared their heads in the '90s, they were quickly written off as low-powered machines that were kind of neat, but not... more»