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Issue 4614

This New House

PBS 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT Host Kevin O'Connor strolls silently through a just-completed Spanish Revival home, nodding in appreciation of the fine workmanship that should go decades without needing repairs.

MLB Opening Day Marred By Strikeouts

NEW YORK—Players, coaches, fans, and Commissioner Bud Selig expressed concern for the state of professional baseball Monday after MLB's highly anticipated Opening Day was "completely ruined" by a rash of strikeouts that began during the afternoon games and didn't end until the day was over.

Presidential First Pitches

The president throwing out the ceremonial first pitch is as revered a tradition as anything in America. We look at some of the most memorable.

Miley Cyrus' Public Private Life

The first kiss between singer Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend, actor Liam Hemsworth, was captured during the shooting of their movie The Last Song.

Hazing Incident Ends In Tragic Joining Of Fraternity

ASHLAND, OH—-A night of forced binge drinking and other dangerous initiation rituals ended in horrible tragedy Tuesday when pledge member Steven Paulson, 18, was accepted into Ashland University's Delta Tau Theta fraternity.

Dogtown

National Geographic 8 p.m. EST / 7 p.m. CST The caring staff tries to find a home for one of its hardest cases: Alfie, a 6-year-old German shepherd with nervous chewing and the power to foretell the date of your death.

Your Horoscopes - Week Of April 6, 2010

Aries They say that God lives inside each and every one of us. Keep digging away until you find Him. Taurus Your fear and distrust of banks will result in you keeping all of your money, blood, and sperm beneath your matt...

A Basketball Game

TNT 7 p.m. EST / 8 p.m. CST Team 1 has a guy you've seen in commercials and Team 2 doesn't, so we're going to go ahead and call Team 2 "scrappy." Can Team 1 hold them off?
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