Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

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Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

The bipartisan group of representatives who submitted the emergency bill late last night say they stand by it, though they don't completely remember all of the details.

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