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Classic Movie 'Avatar' Updated For Today's Audiences

LOS ANGELES—Paramount Pictures confirmed Monday the Dec. 23 release date for Avatar 2KX, a remake of the beloved 2009 sci-fi thriller Avatar that will bring the story into the modern era with faster-paced action sequences and cutting-e...

Tips For High School Athletes

As America's teens return to class, they return to the playing fields as well. Onion Sports prepares them for what may be the greatest time in their lives.
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Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever
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O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica
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NASA Inadvertently Launches Unmanned Space Shuttle
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Guy Carrying Guitar Case On Elevator Envied By Everyone On Elevator, Imagines Guy
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The Microfridge: An Essay On This Timeless Dorm Room Appliance By Pulitzer Prize Winning Author Philip Roth
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