WASHINGTON—In a stunning disclosure this week, congressional sources revealed that the acrimonious gridlock in the U.S. Senate traces its origins to a single ...
'I Got All The Approval I Needed,' Content Former Pop Star Says
SPILLVILLE, IA—Following the widespread acclaim and media adulation over his latest album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, multimillion-selling recording artist Kanye West announced Wednesday ...
SOLOMON, KS—Awakening to the lonely howl of a distant coyote early Tuesday morning, C.J. Hoppel climbs into his 18-wheeler and sets off westward ...
WASHINGTON—Suffering their greatest indignity since losing their majority in the midterm elections, House Democrats were forced this week to move all their personal belongings ...
HORSEHEADS, NY—According to that one little asshole who's too smart for his own good and always insists on sitting right up at the ...
ATLANTA—Twenty-two-year-old bank teller Paul Branocek told reporters Wednesday he is clueless as to why the militant Palestinian organization Hamas began sending e-mails to his ...
NEW YORK—In yet another setback for the $65 million dollar Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark—a production plagued by multiple delays, poor ...
WASHINGTON—Announcing that it would no longer allow Americans to fall behind, the Federal Communications Commission introduced a plan Monday to levy steep fines on ...
WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost the economy and promote job growth, representatives from the newly revived Works Progress Administration announced Thursday their plan to ...
Last month, the Department of Homeland Security announced it was working with retailer Wal-Mart to help protect American towns. What policies is Wal-Mart instituting to ...
Aries: Your romantic life will hit a rough patch this week when your lover, having grown bored of the relationship, trades you to the Saskatchewan ...
Joyeux Noel everyone! Almost Christmastime and as you know, got a lot of traditions going on at once: the wife and I are exchanging new ...
The year is winding down once again, like it does every year. I decided to rank the top sports stories of the year, because there ...
Today I was bored so I decided to make a blog post by interviewing my SportsDome co-anchor Mark Shepard.
I don't normally like to break from our never-ending torrent of sports here on the Pie, but I had to complain about a piece ...
First of all: How dare all of us. It's very easy to pass judgement from our ivory pulpits with our platinum gavels. We see ...
I decided to check out a Miami Heat game this week. I went with reporter's credentials so I could get in for free and ...
RENTON, WA—Just a day after Seattle became the first team with a losing record to make the playoffs, a jubilant and confident head coach ...
NEW YORK—In an extremely depressing case of denial Monday, a professional athlete about to undergo season-ending knee surgery told reporters that following the complex ...
MILWAUKEE—Barely mentioning the Milwaukee Bucks Monday night, the Bradley Center's public-address announcer continually showed blatant favoritism toward the Miami Heat, giving them an ...
SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan held a press conference Monday to unveil the newest style in the Florsheim catalog, called simply "the Duncan." "We ...
INDIANAPOLIS—Indianapolis Colts head coach Jim Caldwell told reporters Thursday he has decided to start 13-year veteran and 11-time Pro Bowler Peyton Manning at quarterback ...
GAINSVILLE, FL—The University of Florida Gators confirmed Monday that former fat Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis will leave the NFL to become their fat ...
NEW YORK—Though other professional sports leagues have made concerted efforts to attract new fans in the emerging demographic, the NHL is just not even ...
CHARLOTTE, NC—Saying he was "still stressed out" from the tension of winning his fifth consecutive Sprint Cup, Hendrick Motorsports driver Jimmie Johnson unwound Tuesday ...
SAN ANTONIO—Spurs center Tim Duncan confirmed Monday that since he had not put off answering e-mails once during the entire year, 2010 would mark ...
As the playoffs begin, Onion Sports offers an analysis of each team's chances to win it all.
The sheer talent of this dual-threat Auburn quarterback is only eclipsed by everything else in his life. That aside, is he any good?
According to the website Zillow.com, the value of all American homes fell $1.7 trillion in 2010. What do you think?
Investigators are collecting the bodies of blackbirds in the small Arkansas town of Beebe after thousands of the birds fell from the sky on New ...
According to a study published in the Journal Of Personality And Social Psychology, two out of three people become angry with God following traumatic events ...
A new edition of the Mark Twain classic Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, forthcoming next month from NewSouth Books, will replace every use of the word ...
While House press secretary Robert Gibbs announced he would be leaving his position as White House press secretary to work as a political adviser.
