Issue 4716

Chris Paul

Chris Paul has taken New Orleans to the playoffs almost by himself and is having an astounding series against the Lakers. Is he any good?

268 Feral Cats Removed From U.N. Headquarters

The rest of this year's pop culture to be "pretty rough,” The Economist lets readers catch up, and a Wal-Mart greeter knows exactly how many blacks are in the store. It's the week of April 18th, 2011.

The Nixon Library's New Watergate Exhibit

A newly revamped exhibit at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library in Yorba Linda, CA details the events behind Watergate and the eventual downfall of the 37th president. Here are some of its new features:

BP Ready To Resume Oil Spilling

LONDON—A year after the tragic explosion and oil spill that caused petroleum giant BP to cease operations in the Gulf of Mexico, the company announced Wednesday that it was once again ready to begin oil spilling.

U.N. Evicted From Headquarters

'Disgusting' World Organization Illegally Housing 268 Feral Cats, Say City Officials

NEW YORK—Citing squalid conditions "unfit for human habitation," the New York City Department of Health confirmed Tuesday that the United Nations had been evicted from its Manhattan headquarters for numerous safety code violations, including harboring more than 250 feral cats.

The House Of B Must Continue

Lately, Smoove has had much on his mind. I have been contemplating the future of Smoove. It is time to admit that the first playa among equals is no longer the young man he once was. The clothes may be as fresh, the skills may be as sharp, and the hair ma...
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