NEW YORK—According to high-ranking federal officials, the U.S. government has struck an unusual bargain with convicted criminal Bernard Madoff, giving the former financier ...
SAN JOSE, CA—With funding from dozens of news outlets and media companies, the groundbreaking Outkube.com launched this week, providing an online destination where ...
PHILADELPHIA—Butch Patrick, 58, a former child actor who appeared on television's The Munsters, has announced plans to write an autobiography on the word ...
WASHINGTON—In what is being hailed as a simple and elegant solution to the nation's current employment and education crises, a bill introduced in ...
YAKIMA, WA—According to frustrated family sources, 49-year-old Gene Dawson sleeps like a baby, waking up every few hours and needing to be held and ...
HANOVER, NH—Analysts are hailing the performance of candidate John Clarkson in last Tuesday's Republican presidential debate as a clear victory for the former ...
NEW YORK—Employees at software maker Rosgrove Inc. report they were harshly reprimanded Wednesday morning when executives demanded to know who leaked proprietary information confirming ...
NEW YORK— In its annual report of carnival and amusement park fatalities released Thursday, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration found that 40,000 riders ...
GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Since Oct. 1, local mother of three Danielle Campbell has been beside herself in anticipation of the Halloween episode of the popular ...
SMYRNA, GA—Eleven-year-old Dan Weisz, reportedly his mother's precious sweetheart, viciously ridiculed an overweight classmate for 30 minutes straight this morning on the Middlebury ...
NEW YORK—According to sources, acclaimed singer-songwriter Paul Simon visited The Huffington Post website Tuesday and wondered aloud about what a person needs to do ...
Dr Pepper Ten, a new diet soda from the Dr Pepper Snapple Group, is being marketed to men with the slogan "It's not for ...
Aries You're usually pretty good at following instructions, but what you're doing now is not what anyone had in mind when they instructed ...
FOWLER, KS—The salad that Nancy Mayer, 17, ordered came with one tomato that really sucked.
COLUMBUS, OH—Heather Owen just said "fuck it" and bought her mums at Home Depot this year.
HENDERSON, NV—Sixth-grade teacher Anita Moulton settled in for a long night of altering the answers on her students' standardized tests.
$13.51 (+.88) (+7.0%) Investors are feeling optimistic about the future of home lighting and home-lighting fixtures, because we’ll all need some light ...
New York, NY—In a dramatic turn for the 2012 presidential race, comatose former congressman John Clarkson threw his hat into the ring for the ...
BRISTOL, CT—The nation's 14 million unemployed persons experienced a combination of rage, disbelief, and near-suicidal depression after seeing former Lions CEO Matt Millen ...
WASHINGTON—After the little ones had finished up the last of their supper, moms had dashed out to get the last of the wash off ...
WASHINGTON—After waiting nearly 26 years to attend a White House ceremony in recognition of their Super Bowl XX victory, the 1985 Bears met with ...
OAKLAND, CA—Shortly after Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis passed away last week, scores of the nation's incompetent but extremely fast wide receivers came ...
WINNIPEG—After hosting the first game of the newly relocated Winnipeg Jets last week, Winnipeg residents realized they have actually lost all interest in hockey ...
CLEVELAND—Local contractor and lifelong Browns fan Tim Rogan, 32, revealed in an interview Monday that he is beginning to seriously question his once promising ...
CHARLOTTE, NC—Rookie quarterback Cam Newton delivered a statement Tuesday announcing his plans to move on from the Carolina Panthers so he can start his ...
CHICAGO—According to reports from within the Bears organization, pride has somehow been displayed by the team this week following its 39-10 home victory over ...
ST. LOUIS—Acknowledging this year's World Series lacks a compelling team and any real sense of drama, Fox rolled out ads for its coverage ...
NEW YORK—In a postgame press conference Sunday, Giants quarterback Eli Manning told reporters that second is his favorite of all the downs.
We list the man's most notable moments in an effort to define Al Davis.
In response to the tragic death of Dan Wheldon, IndyCar Series officials are considering major safety changes for next year's races.
The reliably clutch Brewers slugger is a perennial All-Star and a favorite for this year's National League MVP.
The Fall Classic begins tonight with the Rangers making their second-ever Series appearance, this time against the talent-rich but often underperforming Cardinals. Here's what ...
An analysis has shown Republican candidate Herman Cain's tax plan, which would levy a flat rate of 9 percent on all incomes, sales, and ...
According to researchers, warmer, drier climates are leading to smaller animals, which may disrupt the food chain.
The California Medical Association reached an agreement this weekend calling for marijuana's legalization, which the group said would allow the drug to be prescribed ...
Former Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi has reportedly been killed in or near his hometown of Sirte. What do you think?
After a man in Zanesville, OH released 56 exotic creatures—including lions, tigers, bears, and monkeys—and then took his own life, sheriff's deputies ...
Officials in the town of Hull, WI are considering an ordinance requiring walkers and cyclists on certain roads to register their trips in advance.
Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States.
Voters seem to be responding to former congressman, John Clarkson's record of avoiding Washington infighting, political scandal, and embarrassing gaffes by being in a ...
John Clarkson, the unconscious GOP frontrunner, was forced to drop out of the race after he was caught receiving oral sex from a very unattractive ...
The government reduces Bernie Madoff's sentence in exchange for infiltrating and fixing the economy, leaf hunting season begins, and something is sliding around in ...
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Dogtective faces his toughest challenge yet when he gets assigned to a case that can't ...
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Host Mark L. Walberg delights and repels you with America's most freakish tables and lamps.
History 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. CDT You never know where Nobel Peace Prize winner and Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel might show up ...
Fox News 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT For 35 minutes, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman tries and fails to shoehorn his sensible ...
The Get Out Of My Face guys dip into the mailbag to answer each other's questions about Tony La Russa's World Series sex ...
Remorseful Andy Reid Apologizes To Meatball Sub For Screaming At It
Extremely Late Hit Knocks Kevin Kolb Out Of Arizona Season Opener
Tony La Russa Proving That You Can Win With An Insane Asshole As Manager
Receiver Waves Hands To Let Quarterback Know He's Not Open
Following a three-hour discussion, participants in the Occupy Toronto movement took to the streets, marching from St.
