PRINCETON, NJ—According to a new report published this week, researchers at Princeton University and the Institute for Advanced Study have definitively concluded that it ...
LEAMON, ID—Following their apprehension Thursday of would-be assassin Trent Beyer, law enforcement officials told reporters the 17-year-old student's attempted shooting rampage at East ...
TACOMA, WA—Having spent years making excuses to avoid socializing with friends and acquaintances, local man Eric Shulman's explanations for why he can't ...
WASHINGTON—Amidst continued deadlock over how to rein in the federal deficit, government officials announced plans Tuesday to increase revenue by offering franchise opportunities to ...
NEW YORK—Friends of part-time graphic designer Keith Hayes reported Tuesday that they listened uncomfortably as the 26-year-old described the horribly depressing specifics of the ...
WASHINGTON—Following two months of frustrated efforts to push his American Jobs Act through Congress, President Obama announced Monday he was now attempting to have ...
HOLLYWOOD, CA—According to a statement published in Variety Tuesday, Mummy star Brendan Fraser has signed on to appear in a new trivia question running ...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The creative minds behind Google.com confirmed Wednesday that they hope to turn the popular website into a book, perhaps even securing ...
PLANO, TX—Ashamed CEO Myron Ullman III admitted to shareholders of the JCPenney Corporation Thursday that in the past year the company has sold only ...
CINCINNATI—Saying they could save a few bucks, a fertility counselor asked Anita and Joe Jansen Monday if they wished to consider far more affordable ...
PHILADELPHIA—According to several witnesses, bus passenger Marie Wallace apparently believes she exists in a universe wherein curried shrimp does not give off any odor.
WASHINGTON—Pentagon officials expressed outrage when an independent audit revealed Tuesday that defense contractor KBR Inc.
Delivering a eulogy, Mona Simpson, the sister of Steve Jobs, shared the Apple CEO's final words: "Oh wow.
Aries A shocking revelation will shake you to the core of your being this week, which is odd, because it's merely the fact that ...
MOLINE, IL—Greg Kliner, 9, convinced his mother not to buy the cheap cereal and everything was okay for a while.
SMYRNA, GA—Deputy Mayor Rod Hudson experienced a brief moment of excitement and terror when Mayor Eldridge Haskins almost tripped over a power cord on ...
BALLWIN, MO—Staring down at a Kleenex box and a paper towel roll for several minutes and getting absolutely nothing, 7-year-old Nicholas Baird had to ...
MIAMI—County worker Juan Gereda fought insomnia by filling all of Miami-Dade's potholes, but still couldn't sleep.
$47.50 (− $0.08) (− 0.2%) Investors are expected to remain on the sidelines until the Jakubczak family decides whether to convert its topped off ...
NEW YORK—Just weeks after Major League Baseball wrapped up its 2011 season with an unlikely championship run by the St. Louis Cardinals, baseball fans ...
STATE COLLEGE, PA—After former Penn State defensive coach Jerry Sandusky was charged Saturday with multiple counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, corruption of minors ...
ST. LOUIS—In the wake of his MVP performance in the World Series, St. Louis Cardinals third baseman David Freese has been constantly surrounded this ...
CINCINNATI—Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis was immediately placed on suicide watch by city authorities after achieving his franchise-record 65th victory with the team last ...
ST. LOUIS—With the ball on their opponent's 45-yard line last Sunday, the Rams allowed the game clock to expire during first down so ...
NEW YORK—Though lockout talks between owners and the players union remain stalled, league officials said late Monday they were still optimistic a deal could ...
After winning his third World Series, Cardinals manager Tony La Russa has announced his retirement.
This week sees a matchup at the very top of the scientifically determined college football rankings. Here are the strategic points for both platoons:
Health officials are warning that a recent parenting trend of giving children a lollipop licked by a child with chicken pox instead of using a ...
More than three quarters of the honey on American store shelves may have been smuggled in from China and could be tainted with heavy metals ...
Having lost the support of his coalition in Parliament, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi—the dominant force in Italian politics for nearly two decades—announced he ...
Clint Eastwood's film J. Edgar, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as controversial FBI head J. Edgar Hoover, opens today.
Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead ...
Bank executives place bets on which Occupy Wall Street protester will be arrested next, a churchgoer blanks on why she's lighting a votive candle ...
The Onion Magazine would like to retract tip three from our Sept. 4 back-to-school fashion issue.
Recently, this paper advised owners of Columbia fleece jackets that such garments should only be air-dried.
PBS 11 p.m. EST/10 p.m. CST Altering his program's storyline in an effort to halt declining ratings, the veteran broadcaster opens ...
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Whitney makes three observations about couples, five observations about dating, and 10 observations about ...
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A mother-daughter duo go all in for larger caliber rifles after seeing a three-story Victorian.
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This week’s Previously On gets you all caught up on what happened last week, just ...
An entertainer's dream! Spacious backyard offers pool, spa, and fire pit. Outdoor bar completes the party.
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Kenny yells incoherently at guest host Reggie Greengrass about Eli's temporary status as an elite quarterback and the saddest referee in the NFL.
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