BAGHDAD—A series of massive explosions ripped through a crowded central Baghdad market on Friday, killing at least 54 Iraqi citi­zens in not our ...

DAR ES SALAAM—With its dramatic depiction of an osprey stalking, killing, and eating a lion, a video released Tuesday reveals what alarmed scientists have ...

DEARBORN, MI—Ford Motor Company officials chastised news and commentary website Masthead.com Friday, conceding they were embarrassed to be associated with a publication that ...

SPOKANE, WA—After stumbling upon several pathetic, mostly one-way e-mail correspondences between her husband and other women, local real estate agent Gertrude Tisch said Monday ...

WASHINGTON—The Labor Department reported Monday that the U.S. economy created a staggering 4 million jobs in October, though government officials hastened to add ...

TULSA, OK—According to an on-air announcement, KWPA disc jockey Johnny the Radio Bomb is inviting the entire populace of Greater Tulsa to some bullshit ...

CARLIN, NV—Expressing their exasperation upon watching the latest in his long string of disappointing movie recommendations, friends of area resident John Blakely announced Monday ...

Early Stage Threesome Forming In Corner Of Party

Aries They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, but as far as you're concerned, crap like that is ...

SAN JOSE, CA—Jeremy Crowe, 30, finally got into the far left lane and it was better than anything he had ever imagined.

PASADENA, CA—For the T-shirts, Jon Dillard, owner of Chimpy's Bar & Grill, will probably use the same illustration of the monkey drinking a beer ...

TALLAHASSEE, FL—A party on Providence Street was enlivened when Ross Loomis, the guy who always gets naked at parties, got naked.

$15.47 (-$0.08)(-0.51%) Photos of a bruised Bruce Wayne have led many investors to fear the conglomerate's CEO is suffering from ...

TORONTO—After performing an in-depth 15-year study of professional hockey penalties, penalization practices, and the behavior of penalized players, independent hockey-law reform group JustIce concluded ...

CHARLOTTE, NC—Saying the command was not very specific and lacked any real substance, confused members of the Carolina Panthers football team were forced to ...

PHILADELPHIA—With a complete lack of ordered structure, a highly compromised cast of characters lacking a true protagonist, and no coherent resolution in sight, the ...

FREMONT, IN—Calling the stock cars in NASCAR "not all that special," a local used 2002 Ford Taurus told reporters Monday it could have made ...

Sometimes, when you find yourself being challenged to do things you're not comfortable with, a social situation can turn awkward.

Any hope for the 2011 NBA season may soon disappear in a confusing morass of mutual greed, antitrust litigation, and David Stern's uselessness.

The Dolphins visit Dallas for the traditional Cowboys Thanksgiving game. Here's how these teams could make this super-70s matchup watchable:

A recent American plan to place 2,500 Marines in Australia has fanned tensions between the United States and China.

Cyber Monday, the first Monday after the Thanksgiving holiday, is expected to bring in record online sales this year.

Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper announced last week he would not decriminalize and tax marijuana, despite calls to do so from the current mayor and ...

A group of scientists in California has created a new material that is 100 times lighter than Styrofoam.

A five-year ban on the butchering of horses for meat has expired, meaning slaughterhouses can once more process horses for human consumption.

According to a study from the Santa Ana, CA research firm CoreLogic, one in five homes in the United States are worth less than what ...

After a Georgia woman came forward and claimed she had a 13-year affair with Herman Cain, the former Godfather's Pizza CEO announced he would ...

Twilight's biggest fans, older Hispanic men, have taken off of work and have been lined up for days to catch the latest installment of ...

A new jobs report from the Department of Labor shows that Americans are out of work because 35% of them now have face tattoos and ...

When their son, Geoff, passed away, Mary and Steve Patterson decided to honor his memory by keeping up Geoff's Tumblr where he made fun ...

The U.S. offers franchising opportunities to increase revenue, Jessica Milly puts out, and Dad's new 20-year-old Thai boyfriend really sucks at Scattergories.

The debut of the new column "Phyllisophically Speaking" did not any contain philosophy, nor was it penned by someone named Phyllis.

Jesus, we messed up—we messed up big time. Oh, God, we didn't mean to do it, okay? It just happened.

TLC 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST Nerves are at an all-time high as the crew races to finish a custom cake for ...

A&E 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST It’s nearly impossible to wade through the stacks and stacks of wives from the ...

Showtime 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST Adventurous philosophy professor Jane Theory is a sexual dynamo whose intellectual musings during intercourse help her ...

"This profound disturbance could threaten the stability of entire ecosystems" - Zoologist Rebecca Clattenburg.

Pickup Game Drops Traveling Rule To Accommodate Flat Basketball

ESPN Investigation Reveals "Mission:Impossible Ghost Protocol" Hits Theaters And IMAX December 21

Members Of Baseball Team Shave Their Heads In Support of Neo-Nazi Teammate

Houston Scrambling To Figure Out How To Get More Undefeated Before BCS Picks Title Game

Rex Ryan Clothes Hundreds of Needy Children With Donation of Sweater Vest

Ref Hopes Both Teams Catch His Disappointed Tone As He Reports There Were Two Fouls On The Play