Issue 4807

Global Scheme

Corrections ISSUE 48•07 Feb 18, 2012
The latest Onion Conspiracy Index omitted a key player. We regret that this arch-puppeteer has ensnared us in its global scheme and won’t allow ...

Bus Bowl

TV Listings ISSUE 48•07 Feb 13, 2012
Fox 5 p.m. EST/4 p.m. CST Traveling from Nebraska to Nevada, John Madden invites some lesser MVPs to come aboard his bus ...

Heath Ledger 

Quote ISSUE 48•07 Feb 16, 2012
"In the last one, they flipped over a semi and blew up an entire hospital, so don't tell me they can't use a ...