Issue 4809

Homoerotic

Corrections ISSUE 48•09 Dec 11, 2009
Last week we forgot to include homoerotic undertones in our piece on high school wrestling. The Onion regrets the omission.

Coded Message

Corrections ISSUE 48•09 Feb 29, 2012
There was a misprint in last week's coded message to schizophrenics. The third letter on the sixth line of the second page was supposed ...

Cost of Living

Quote ISSUE 48•09 Feb 27, 2012
"For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: Life really isn't worth living." - Jack ...