NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—The new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and ...

NEW YORK—"I think I touched it and it was warm and soft and wonderful," said Tim Fornato, emerging briefly from a dog pile of ...

NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, was seen selflessly changing her clothes within full view of nearby ...

WASHINGTON—In the coming weeks, Republicans and leukemia will travel the country in an effort to diminish support for the increasingly popular bill, which GOP ...

NEW YORK—Children's author R.L. Stine broke his long-held media silence Monday to announce that Slappy, the evil ventriloquist's dummy from...

WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which...

ATLANTA—All of area resident Brian Shepard's problems, including his fear of commitment, lack of personal direction, and inability to learn...

NATE WHITMAN'S SUBCONSCIOUS—After an extensive search of local resident Nate Whitman's euphoric sleeping fantasy, a crack team of his most...

WASHINGTON—Under the provisions of a bill approved by Congress and signed into law Tuesday, every 25-year-old American, regardless of prior...

CHICAGO—Sources in the Chicago metropolitan area confirmed Monday the existence of an extraordinary "business-man" imbued with the earning...

JACKSON, WY—After their owners inadvertently left them behind in Yellowstone National Park, Louie, a 4-year-old golden retriever, and Nipsy,...

With eight states now having legalized same-sex marriage, gay rights have come a long way in the past 100 years. Here are some court cases ...

Taurus: The rise of Jupiter in your sign indicates that Jesus Christ, come on now, get your goddamn finances in order already.

COLESTOWN, NJ—Irwin Mazel, 54, explained how his old band used to be called the Shades because they always wore shades and suggested his son ...

EASTPORT, ME—Seven-year-old Molly McDonald drew her mother's attention to another of her father's flaws, because everyone knows when your parents get divorced ...

CORAL SPRINGS, FL—With his iPod on shuffle and car stereo full blast, Chris Cho subjected two miles of Palm Road to chapter 3 of ...

PASADENA, CA—The harsh morning light shone through the rim of the Caltech petri dish as a hungover daughter cell 1 and daughter cell 2 ...

$22.76 (+$0.39) (+1.7%) Reacting to increased competition from iced tea rivals Snapple, Nestea, and Nantucket Nectars, AriZona chairman Don Vultaggio pushed sales ...

BRISTOL, CT—Assigned to provide commentary over SportsCenter's Euro 2012 highlights Tuesday night, ESPN anchor Bob Ley was forced to explain first the existence ...

RANCHO SANTA FE, CA—Approaching the halfway point of a solid round of bathing Sunday, Phil Mickelson followed the advice of his shower caddy and ...

DETROIT—Though their differing ages, nationalities, and backgrounds would suggest a greater divergence of opinions on the world of athletics, most Detroit Tigers players say ...

CLEVELAND—After asking friends and loved ones to assemble at his home so he could "finally come clean," Mike Holmgren made a tearful admission Sunday ...

TOLEDO, OH—Area man Arnold Pera, 26, bragged to several of his friends Sunday that "nine times out of 10" he can tell whether an ...

Spike Lee will direct Mike Tyson as the retired boxer brings his life story to Broadway with a one-man show.

Defecting from the Assad regime, a Syrian air force colonel flew his Russian-made jet to Jordan, where he was granted asylum.

With its helium reserves rapidly depleting, the United States faces a shortage expected to have a detrimental effect on certain sectors of the economy.

Scientists from Oxford University have reached out to cryptozoologists to collect any purported biological evidence left behind by Sasquatches or yetis to be DNA tested.

Several airlines, including Delta, American, and United, are buying new planes with larger overhead bins or retrofitting older planes to accommodate larger carry-on bags.

According to a report from the group Global Witness, murders of environmental activists have risen dramatically over the past three years.

The period between May 2011 and April 2012 was the hottest since record-keeping began in 1895. What do you think?

Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families out of money for terrible, ill-conceived, and unnecessary "personal projects."

Women will now be allowed to fight on the front lines, provided a chaperone is there to make sure they don't hurt themselves.

Shelby Cross continues her crusade against bogs and marshes, which are good for nothing other than hiding bodies.

A&E; 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT It turns out Robocop accurately predicted the future. So here's that show.

PBS 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT Tree. Tree. Gorge. Tree. Lake. Tree. Geyser!

TBN 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT A look back at some of the past four decades' surest signs that the Lord is ...

BBC AMERICA 7 p.m. EDT/6 p.m. CDT Broaden your horizons by watching news filtered through British national and corporate interests for a ...

Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere much, much better.

This house is pretty cool. It can get a little hot in the summertime, but no big deal. It's pretty roomy.

In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's ...

Dad Insists Perfect Games Were Better When He Was Young

Olympic Kayaker Hoping To Get Endorsement Deal With Good Paddle Manufacturer

Stanley Cup Secretly Pining For Jeff Carter During Entire Stay With Brad Richardson

David Ortiz Two Hours Late Getting Back To First After Pitcher Throws Over