BOSTON—According to a survey published Wednesday by historians at Boston University, more than 85 percent of Americans are unfamiliar with the upbeat, traditional dance ...
PROVIDENCE, RI—According to a survey released Tuesday by psychologists at Brown University, couples in the United States have been going through a bit of ...
WESTON, CT—Since her first day on the job in October 1976, Keith Richards' housekeeper Rosemary Velasquez, 64, has mentally and emotionally prepared herself every ...
BOSTON—Reiterating that this wasn't supposed to be a whole big thing, and that they still can't believe this, sources confirmed today that ...
WASHINGTON—In response to mounting pressures from domesticated farm animals, Congress voted Monday to raise the minimum wage for livestock to $6.50 an hour.
SAN JOSE, CA—According to sources stopped at the corner of Fourth and St. James Streets, the man driving the custom-painted 2002 Honda Civic with ...
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA—Local man Gary Crawford reportedly sneaked in a quick mid-snack nibble Thursday, devouring an Oreo cookie to pacify an intense craving the ...
LOS ANGELES—Saying he didn't want to go overboard but thought it would be a pretty good investment considering his line of work, veteran ...
CIUDAD JUÁREZ, MEXICO—Community advocates in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, announced Tuesday the launch of a new intervention program aimed at reaching out to ...
This Fourth of July, communities throughout the United States will once again gather together to commemorate the nation's independence with baseball games, parades, fireworks ...
Aries Remember, taking drugs is no way to be cool and have fun. Selling drugs is the way to be cool and have fun.
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Eric Being A Real Dick Lately
SAVANNAH, GA—Sipping lemonade in his hammock, Andy Osman, 34, daydreamed about all the beautiful women Sean Connery's probably made love to.
BEND, OR—Ty Fleischman's roommate sat down on the couch next to him for an extended period of time without any hint or explanation ...
ROCHESTER, MN—While the shirt that Ricky Gilman, 29, pulled off the rack was okay, he was really hoping for one that said "Armani Exchange ...
BLASDELL, NY—Chad Gorinski is just going to hit a few more convenience stores to see if any of these cashiers has the guts to ...
$218.30 (+$3.57) (+1.7%) Good news for the company came when Dale Paulus, 67, bought a Kindle Fire, as he's one of ...
BOSTON—Grantland and ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons has written a new book titled Wit, Brilliance, Insight, Simmons, a semiautobiographical amalgam of sports, pop culture ...
CHERRY HILLS VILLAGE, CO—Even though his sponsorship deal with Nike expired more than eight years ago, former world No.
LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Dodgers were forced to stop play Sunday against the Chicago White Sox to allow the grounds crew to come out ...
Major League Baseball's ninth commissioner has presided over the sport's steroid era, gimmicky All-Star games, the introduction of interleague play, an all-out strike ...
Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they ...
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's approval rating is way up after a prostitute reveals she paid Romney to sleep with her, not the other way ...
A string of poorly received performances forces a sock puppet to return to a foot, a study shows that 85% of Americans don't know ...
Last week's food section included a recipe for meatless chili, but it turns out meat is pretty important for chili not to taste terrible.
Last week this publication announced it was moving New York to Chicago. That statement was incorrect.
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A compelling look into the lives of dancers who find out they have what ...
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ABC 9:00 p.m. EDT/8:00 p.m. CDT In tonight's season-four finale, everyone agrees that while, yes, Detective Sergeant is in ...
Discovery 8:00 p.m. EDT/7:00 p.m. CDT With the help of photography and narration, viewers will get a little smarter in ...
Margaret Jones and Todd Jacobson said their vows in front of friends and family at a large outdoor ceremony in Jefferson Park, and then again ...
Richard Janosch and Carla DeVore were married Saturday after realizing they were probably breaking up so often because it wasn't illegal.
Dana Alvarez and Ryan Coffman tied the knot Saturday night at Beef ‘O’ Brady’s just to get that drunken Unification Church officiate off their ...
It's an Independence Day Firework To Your Head, as Doc and Kenny celebrate Bosh proving himself a non-ostrich, Federer tracking crabgrass into Wimbledon, and ...
NASCAR To Race On Side-Stage Of Country Music Festival
