Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos

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Captain Actual America Overweight, Hopelessly In Debt

Comic Con is once again marred by the increasingly popular Bully-Con, a weird glitch causes 'The Amazing Spider-Man' to reboot in the middle of the movie, and the 'Richie Rich' comic strip introduces a new, even gayer character.
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Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos

Employees at arts and entertainment website Grind.com confirmed that CEO Jeff Potkul became drenched in blood, violently demanding staff members to create more web videos.