Issue 4830

Drought Bad

Water Good

News in Brief ISSUE 48•30 Jul 25, 2012
KANSAS CITY, MO—Sources nationwide are confirming this week that the current drought is bad and that water is very good.

Lucky Number

Corrections ISSUE 48•30 Jul 25, 2012
Tuesday's issue of The Onion mistakenly printed the page number 13 instead of doing the hotel thing and skipping from 12 to 14.

Para-Pa-Legal

TV Listings ISSUE 48•30 Jul 23, 2012
Fox 10:00 p.m. EDT/9:00 p.m. CDT Wheelchair-bound paraplegic paralegal Cindy Pratt doesn’t care if she ever walks again, just ...