Issue 4831

Canon (CAJ)

Stockwatch ISSUE 48•31 Jul 31, 2012
$34.18 (+$1.78) (+5.5%) Stocks climbed after an independent study concluded that every single human being is now pretty good at photography.

Michael Phelps

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Swimming — Baltimore, Maryland Swimming Style: Faster, better than everyone Special Skills: Can hold breath for entire Olympics Favorite Place To Swim: Water Childhood: Financial restraints ...

LeBron James

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Men's Basketball — Akron, Ohio GDP Rank Among Olympic Nations If He Were Considered Own Country: 155/203 Heartwarming Background Story: Overcame being born without ...

Maya Moore

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Women's Basketball — Lawrenceville, Georgia Endorsements: American Tripe Council, Pontiac, Lady Subway Why She Wants To Compete In Women’s Basketball For Team USA: Free ...

Tyson Gay

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Track and Field, 100m — Lexington, Kentucky Accomplishments: One of the only Americans capable of running Motivation: Imagining there’s a delicious rabbit running along the ...

Missy Franklin

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Swimming — Centennial, Colorado Favorite Musical Artist: Who cares? Really, who the fuck cares? Accomplishment: Once swam to bottom of pool and touched grate Special Skills ...

Kim Rhode

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Shooting — El Monte, California Shooting Style: Oh, you’ll find out Reasons For Shooting Skeet: Self-defense; thinning of ever-rising skeet population Bad Habits: Constantly scratching ...

Lolo Jones

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Track and Field, Hurdles — Des Moines, Iowa Event At Which She’s Most Likely To Win Gold: 60-meter tripping Workout Routine: Carefully watched by leering ...

Jordyn Wieber

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Gymnastics — DeWitt, Michigan Strengths: Pretending to smile Celebration: Weeping into hands Flaws: Often penalized for 6-foot-8-inch frame London Sight She’s Most Excited To See ...

Ryan Lochte

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Swimming — Daytona Beach, Florida Strengths: Thanks to obscure loophole, is allowed to use a canoe; powerful bubble-blower Flaws: Crippled by constant fear of being sucked ...

Holley Mangold

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 26, 2012
Weightlifting — Dayton, Ohio Strength: Strength Special Skills: Lifting, grunting Childhood: Dealt with bullies by using self-deprecating humor and then beating the shit out of them ...

Usain Bolt

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Track and Field, 100m and 200m —Jamaica Strength: Incredibly long legs allow him to finish the 100-meter dash in just four strides World Records Held ...

Oscar Pistorius

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Track and Field, 400m — South Africa Advantage: Has been taking steroids openly since 2009, but no one has the heart to disqualify him Mental Strategy ...

Sir Chris Hoy

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Cycling — Great Britain Number Of Times During A 5-Minute Conversation He Reminds You He Has Been Knighted: 17 Accomplishments: Considered the greatest male cyclist in ...

Kenenisa Bekele

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Track and Field, 5000m and 10,000m — Ethiopia Racing Strategy: Drafts behind other runners for first 9,998 meters of race and then jumps out ...

Yelena Isinbayeva

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Track and Field, Pole Vault — Russia Technique: So flawless nobody has noticed the numerous optical illusions she applies to add an extra 4 feet to ...

James Magnussen

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Swimming — Australia Weaknesses: Technologically advanced American suits superior to Australian team’s heavy wool; sometimes distracted by coins on the bottom of the pool Favorite ...

Sarah Attar

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Track and Field, 800m — Saudi Arabia Accomplishments: Finding success despite growing up in a community notoriously hostile to talented, ambitious young women in Escondido, CA ...

Qiu Bo

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Diving — China Training: Learned how to dive by jumping into sea of Dockers at parents’ work Advantage: No matter what happens, people in China will ...

Lauren Jackson

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Women’s Basketball — Australia Professional Perks: Still has a ton of free tickets to Seattle Storm games if anyone wants them Part Of The Body ...

Aldo Montano

Sports News ISSUE 48•31 Jul 27, 2012
Fencing — Italy Fencing Style: Poke-heavy Family History: Father was an Olympic fencer; grandfather was an Olympic fencer; great-grandfather enjoyed annoying people by prodding them with ...

Dateline

TV Listings ISSUE 48•31 Aug 1, 2012
NBC 7:00 p.m. EDT/6:00 p.m. CDT Dateline’s own Dennis Murphy has won five Emmys for excellence in news reporting ...