The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 4, 2013

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Onion Sports' Live Coverage Of Super Bowl XLVII

Highlights Pregame Nation Excited For Opportunity To Watch Harbaugh Lose Super Bowl Pregame Onion Sports' Guide To Super Bowl XLVII Pregame Coverage Nation Excited For Opportunity To Watch Harbaugh Lose Super Bowl “I’m so pumped up! I can...

Hometown Wistfully Toured Via Google Street View

COLUMBUS, OH—Eleven years after last walking through his hometown, 29-year-old local man Paul Brundage reportedly spent the entire evening Friday revisiting his childhood neighborhood in Decatur, IL using the Google Maps Street View feature.

Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—According to sources, clinically depressed groundhog and weather prognosticator Punxsutawney Phil awoke from his slumber this early morning, peered directly into his soul, and saw but a mere pathetic shadow of the rodent he once was...
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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 4, 2013

New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future
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Teenage Girl Blossoming Into Beautiful Object
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Ray LaHood Resigns Following Mysterious Disappearance Of Country Road
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Chicago's Annual Homicide Drive Off To Most Promising Start In Decades
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Paranoid Syrian Man Thinks Government Out To Get Him
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Brother, Sister Talk On Phone To Make Mom Happy
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Bo Obama Receives Visiting Dognitaries From Furuguay
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Parents Finally Tell 2-Year-Old About 9/11
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AR-15 Assault Rifle Beginning To Worry It May Never Get To Kill Innocent Person
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North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon
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And Nation Has To Go Through It All Again Tomorrow
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Nation Excited For Opportunity To Watch Harbaugh Lose Super Bowl
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'Entourage' Fans Doubt Film Adaptation Can Capture Nuances Of Book
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Taylor Swift Releases New Breakup Song Slamming Winner Of 'Win A Date With Taylor Swift' Contest
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