Issue 4907

World Surrenders To North Korea

News ISSUE 49•07 Feb 12, 2013
PYONGYANG—Following reports earlier this morning that the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea successfully conducted its third nuclear test, sources confirmed that every nation ...

Website Humiliating Itself

News in Brief ISSUE 49•07 Feb 13, 2013
SAN FRANCISCO—With its shameless self-promotion, gratuitous content recycling, and completely disorienting design, aggregator website FlavorMix.com is utterly humiliating itself, sources confirmed Friday.

Brains, Brians

Corrections ISSUE 49•07 Feb 15, 2013
An article Tuesday on local man Aaron Callaghan’s suicide incorrectly stated that he “blew his Brians out.” He actually blew his brains out.