The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 27th, 2013

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Issue 4921

3-Day Weekend Practically Already Over

WASHINGTON—According to sources, the long Memorial Day weekend in honor of Monday’s federal holiday is practically over already, with the hours left in said weekend dwindling away at an increasingly rapid pace even as you read this news articl...

Obama Vows To Wind Down War On Terror

After more than a decade of war, President Obama stated yesterday that the U.S. should limit drone strikes, close the Guantánamo Bay detention facility, and repeal the Authorization for Use of Military Force that was enacted after Sept.

Timeline Of The War On Terror

0 AD–September 11, 2001: Everything fine September 11, 2001: September 11, 2001 September 12, 2001: A determined George W. Bush responds to the Sept. 11 attacks by swiftly promising two failed wars, a nearly 10-year manhunt for...
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 27th, 2013

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs
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Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed
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‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach
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Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain
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‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again
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Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
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2013 Year In Review Photo Essay Shaping Up To Be Quite Horrific
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Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
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Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy
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Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
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Man Eating McChicken Sandwich Can Tell McDonald's Switched Up Antibiotics
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Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed
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Restaurant's Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu
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Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim
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Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
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