The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 3, 2013

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Lifeguard Hoping To Make Up For Last Summer

The U.S. Disc Jockey General urges Americans to get the Led out, a BuzzFeed writer resigns in disgrace after plagarizing '10 Llamas Who Wish They Were Models,' and the new and improved Google maps lets users launch missiles at any location on the globe.
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 3, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore
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Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
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Area Man Beginning To Think He Has Memorial Day Off
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Last 12 Years A Real Wake-Up Call For Area Man
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Scientific Breakthrough Reveals Stars Consist Primarily Of Twinkles
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Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria
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New Obesity Drug Delicious
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Nation Excited To See Whatever Bile The Internet Spews Up Today
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Tim Duncan Offers Legal Advice To Wife’s Divorce Lawyer
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Family’s Euphemism For Genitals Really Weird
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Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
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New, Improved Google Maps Lets User Launch Missile At Any Location On Globe
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After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality
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Nation Gathers Around Area Man Trying To Parallel Park
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Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities
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