Since leaking classified details of mass surveillance operations carried out by the U.S. government, former NSA contractor Edward Snowden finds himself in particularly perilous ...
SANFORD, FL—Claiming that his second-degree murder trial has “dragged on for way too long,” sources confirmed Thursday that former neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman ...
CHICAGO—Frustrated executives from the Blue Cross Blue Shield Association announced Friday that they are getting “completely fucked over” by Allentown, PA resident Matthew Greison ...
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA—Following an intrusive line of questioning during an interrogation Sunday, CIA agent Martin Crenshaw reportedly apologized profusely to suspected enemy combatant Faisal ...
BON TEMPS, LA—During Sunday night’s installment of HBO’s supernatural drama True Blood, several characters on the show overtly mentioned that the episode ...
'You Don’t Want To Lose Your Confidence,' Agency Says
WASHINGTON—Claiming that such incidents can “really mess with your head if you’re not careful,” Federal Aviation Administration officials on Monday urged Lee Kang-kook ...
LOS ANGELES—In a development that stunned studio executives, the new Disney motion picture The Lone Ranger somehow flopped at the box office over its ...
BELLEVILLE, MO—Scientists observing the behavior of local man David Berham told reporters on Monday that the 34-year-old, remarkably, is completely unable to control his ...
NEW YORK—Following a dismal second quarter in which the company’s stock price plummeted more than 30 percent, CEO Walter Kempman stunned shareholders Tuesday ...
GREENEVILLE, TN—A cartoon image of a giant tooth smiling and holding a toothbrush in the window of Dr.
HUMBOLDT, TN—Citing recent tales such as “Hank the Homework-Before-Dessert Dog,” “Elmer the Don’t-Talk-Back Parrot,” and “Hard Work Is Its Own Reward,” 8-year-old Travis ...
LOS ANGELES—During an announcement that she was pregnant with the couple’s first child, Danielle Jonas confirmed Wednesday that she was still not entirely ...
BOSTON—After hurriedly gathering papers from his desk and giving a quick nod to his professor, Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev rushed out of ...
MENLO PARK, CA—In a statement released to its 1.1 billion users, social media site Facebook announced Wednesday that the company will continue to ...
WASHINGTON—According to a press conference held moments ago by The Food Institute, Americans across the country are all presently picturing a fresh, right-out-of-the-oven warm ...
‘The Giant Monsters And Robots Look Fucking Amazing,’ Says Fed Chief
WASHINGTON—The U.S. stock market soared to record highs Thursday with the Dow industrial average rallying 144 points after Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke ...
RUTLAND, VT—According to employees at Innovo Digital Marketing, a series of emails sent this week updating them on upcoming office functions, the addition of ...
NASHVILLE, TN—Following the release of Disney’s The Lone Ranger, actor Johnny Depp told reporters that the makeup he wore for his co-starring role ...
WASHINGTON—FBI officials announced Friday that even though they have enough evidence to make an arrest, they just can’t bring themselves to bust a ...
CAIRO—Responding to the ongoing struggle for power following the July 4 military overthrow of Mohamed Morsi, many Egyptian citizens expressed fears on Friday that ...
SANFORD, FL—At the end of a three-week trial in which they sought to prove their client innocent of the murder of teenager Trayvon Martin ...
The summer music festival season is in full swing, with music fans gathering by the thousands at outdoor venues for a chance to see dozens ...
A new Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday showed that President Obama’s approval rating has plunged to 44 percent.
Edward Snowden is the latest whistleblower to alert the American people to conspiracy in a high-level organization.
Find cool, secluded aisle at Walgreens and generously slather on any of the wide variety of moisturizers available on the shelves
Place body in cool ...
Aries The suit jacket and tie might make you look more professional, but at the end of the day, you're still not wearing any ...
PHOENIX—The entire field of sabermetrics was thrown into a frenzied panic Thursday after a previously undocumented at bat from former St.
LONDON—After becoming the first British player to win the Wimbledon men’s singles championship since 1936, Andy Murray announced Tuesday that the amount of ...
TAMPA, FL—A week into his rehabilitation stint with the minor league Tampa Yankees, third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly impressed his new teammates Wednesday by ...
ST. LOUIS—Results from an MRI scan of Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina’s right knee revealed a “super gross” mess of blood, cartilage, and tendons ...
CHICAGO—Fourteen months after undergoing surgery to repair a torn ACL, Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose told reporters Wednesday that he’s thinking about ...
According to new research, people who were breastfed as infants had higher cognitive development than those who were not breastfed and were 24 percent more ...
According to airline officials, the pilot of the Asiana Airlines flight that crashed at San Francisco International Airport Saturday had limited experience landing a Boeing ...
A recent study found that college seniors who held unpaid internships received essentially the same number of job offers as those who did not, while ...
According to an investigation by the Pakistani government into the death of Osama bin Laden leaked to the public Monday, the former al-Qaeda leader wore ...
Eliot Spitzer, who resigned as New York governor in 2008 after admitting that he solicited call girls from a prostitution ring, confirmed this week that ...
A new report by the United Nations has found that Mexico has overtaken the United States as the most obese nation in the Western Hemisphere ...
Satellite service provider DirecTV announced this week that beginning in August, the network will broadcast DogTV, a subscription-based channel with 24-hour programming for canines including ...
Following the release of a video showing Justin Bieber urinating in a restaurant mop bucket and saying “Fuck Bill Clinton,” the Canadian pop star reached ...
A federal judge this week found Apple, Inc. guilty of conspiring with publishers to drive up the price of e-books by undercutting Amazon.com’s ...
In a bid to compete more fiercely with competitors like Apple, Google, and Amazon, Microsoft on Thursday announced a sweeping reorganization, which officials say will ...
A recent study by Purdue University has found that, contrary to popular thinking, drinking diet soda doesn’t aid in weight loss, and that its ...
Red Roof Inn announces its new Suicidal Suite, the FBI can’t bring themselves to bust a guy torrenting every season of ‘Picket Fences,’ and ...
David Stern Blocks Kevin Durant Engagement To WNBA's Monica Wright
Steelers Offer Trade-In For Jerseys Of Alleged Rapist Ben Roethlisberger
Dwight Howard Mentors Omer Asik On Best Way To Demand Trade
Increasingly Frustrated Man To Keep Shooting Until He Makes Five Three Pointers In A Row
Yankees Doctors Concerned Derek Jeter's Ankle Will Snap In Half From Weight Of Pinstripes
In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday its new ...
COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday ...
This big-budget adaptation of the Max Brooks novel imagines an apocalyptic war in which horses come close to overthrowing humanity.
Adapted from the popular YouTube video with over 3 million views, this film features the entire Animals song from 1964 complete with a static picture ...
Jason Statham stars as Detective Tom Punch in this film comprised entirely of deleted scenes from other Jason Statham movies.
Dr. Donald Moline presents his controversial new theory in this riveting documentary.