Issue 4933

25 Years Of Al-Qaeda

Infographic ISSUE 49•33 Aug 12, 2013
Sunday marked the 25th anniversary of the founding of the global terrorist network al-Qaeda. Here are some of the milestone moments in the militant organization ...

Please Forget

Corrections ISSUE 49•33 Aug 14, 2013
Last week’s issues included several advertisements for Bill’s Hardware. As we have yet to receive payment for said advertisements, please forget you ever ...

Move On

Corrections ISSUE 49•33 Aug 18, 2013
The Onion isn’t sure exactly what it did wrong, but it’ll apologize if that’s what you need to hear to move on.