Issue 4939

Dad Explains Obamacare

‘It’s Bullshit,’ Father Says

News in Brief ISSUE 49•39 Sep 23, 2013
PITTSBURGH—After noticing a newspaper article about the implementation of the upcoming Affordable Care Act, local father Andrew Panetta, 53, made an effort Monday to ...

Red Lobster (DRI)

Stockwatch ISSUE 49•39 Sep 24, 2013
$48.66 (+$2.88) (+6.29%)
Shares in this iconic seafood restaurant soared on the strength of a new commercial that features shrimp tumbling slow-motion ...


Corrections ISSUE 49•39 Sep 28, 2013
The Onion incorrectly published the credit card information of subscriber Susan Stehmeyer yesterday.