The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 28, 2013

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The Walking Dead

AMC 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT In the eagerly anticipated conclusion to last season’s heart-stopping cliffhanger, an obscured shape staggering toward the characters in the midst of an orchestral swell turns out to be a zombie.

Kim Jong-Un Receives Honorary Doctorate

A university in Malaysia conferred an honorary doctorate in economics on North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong-un, saying that the 30-year-old leader “makes untiring efforts for the education of the country and the well-being of its people.” W...
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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled

RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucking shelled out there.

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of October 28, 2013

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
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Mom Breaks Into Son’s Apartment At Night To Administer 2013 Flu Vaccine
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New, Improved Obamacare Program Released On 35 Floppy Disks
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Anne Hathaway Tormented By 14-Year-Old Bully
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Jim Leyland: A Career Retrospective
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Peyton Manning Takes Advantage Of Indianapolis Trip To Visit Wife, Children
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Flashback! 8 Mind-Blowing Photos Of Jessica Alba Before She Was Famous
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People In Healthcare.gov Stock Photos Now Visibly Panicking
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Family Braces As Autistic Son Discovers Amtrak’s ‘Track A Train’ Webpage
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BREAKING: Drunk Teen Going 100 MPH Down Slick Highway Is Invincible
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Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Boat
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Report: ChicagoTheBand.com Most Visited Site On The Internet
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Wes Anderson Reteams With Favorite Objects For 'Grand Budapest Hotel'
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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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Scientists Teach Sign Language To Gorilla-Suit-Wearing Man
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