The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 18, 2013

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Jack Palance Still Dead At 87

An alarming MRI shows that Peyton Manning has been dead for 6 months, the Mariana Trench is once again named the worst place to raise children, and a man smoking an e-cigarette must be a futuristic bounty hunter.

PlayStation 4 vs. Xbox One

Sony and Microsoft are launching their hotly anticipated next-generation video gaming consoles this month, with the PlayStation 4 going on sale on Nov.

California Town On Sale On Craigslist For $225K

The town of Seneca, CA, a 12-acre former gold-mining outpost in the northern part of the state, is being offered on Craigslist for $225,000, which includes the town’s liquor license, three cabins, and a bar.
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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 18, 2013

Biden Frantically Hitting Up Cabinet Members For Clean Piss
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‘NCIS’ To Cease Print Edition
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Report: Some People Live In Pennsylvania
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Obama Has That Sex Dream About Nation Again
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Male Substitute Teacher With Ponytail Cloaked In Mystery
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T.G.I. Friday’s Bankrupt After Spending Billions On Priceless Americana
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Breaking: Intruders Detected In Zone 17
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Cowardly Refugee Running Away From Problems
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Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere
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Least Popular Guy At House Party Really Hitting It Off With Dog
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Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro
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Siblings Patiently Waiting For Day They’ll Be Close To Each Other
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Area Man Lacks Star Power Necessary To Carry Major Motion Picture
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Area Dad Looking To Get Average Phone Call With Adult Son Down To 47.5 Seconds
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Scientists Theorize Sun Could Support Fire-Based Life
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