A team of Japanese researchers has developed an improved fuel ignition system that would use lasers instead of spark plugs. What do you think?


"With their attraction to laser lights, I would worry about cats getting trapped in the cylinders."

Eric Fink • Systems Analyst

"Great, now I need a laser guy. You got a laser guy?"

Elizabeth Marsh • Gas Charger

"Gee whiz, what's next? Spark plugs shooting out of robot's eyes?"

Robin Minnifield • Rasper