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Item Found In Garbage To Be Turned Into Lamp Someday
MINNEAPOLIS—Joe Lennek, 24, a part-time pizza delivery driver and 1997 University of Minnesota dropout, rescued a three-foot length of metallic pipe from the trash Monday in the hopes of one day converting it into a lamp.
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
PASSAIC, NJ—Scott Moreland, a walking database of sports facts and figures, scorned Tim Dansby, a walking database of science-fiction anecdotes and trivia, Monday afternoon.
Web-Browser History A Chronicle Of Couple's Unspoken Desires
VALLEJO, CA–The web-browser history on Allen and Christine Pollard's home iMac computer provides a comprehensive chronicle of the couple's deepest frustrations and desires, sources reported Monday.
Area Oddball Prefers God Over Girls
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From The local Archives

Child Unimpressed With Aurora Borealis After Whole Day Of Tekken 3
November 17, 1999 | Issue 35•42
Attempts Made To Enjoy Sake
March 14, 2001 | Issue 37•09
Free Condom Harsh Reminder Of Sexless Existence
January 15, 2003 | Issue 39•01

Terrorism 'Not Likely' Cause Of Fire At Local Laundromat
February 19, 2003 | Issue 39•06
Plan To Get Laid At DragonCon 2001 Fails
September 05, 2001 | Issue 37•31
Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep
August 07, 2002 | Issue 38•28

Ex-Girlfriend Wins Custody Of Shared Friends

February 10, 1999 | Issue 35•05

Area Man Can Actually Feel The Advanced Vapor Action Working

December 08, 1999 | Issue 35•45

Ridiculous Small-Business Plan Encouraged By Friends

October 29, 2003 | Issue 39•42

From The Print Edition

Gated Community Under Siege By Savages

Dad's Number-One Fan Also Number-One Tax Break

Area Mofo Announces Plans To Chill

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