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I Support The Occupation Of Iraq, But I Don't Support Our Troops

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The U.S. went to war in Iraq to remove an evil and dangerous political adversary from power. Now that we have done that, the American troops must remain in Iraq until the country is a fully... read more
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by Corey Steinhoff

If I may interject here, I'd like to point out something I think the group will find relevant—or if not relevant, at least somewhat interesting—regarding the ongoing discussion. Well, to be... read more

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If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Omit The Hard Work
April 16, 2003 | Issue 39•14
We Accomplish Nothing By Living In Fear Of Chuck Woolery
November 03, 1999 | Issue 35•40
Today's Neo-Nazis Have No Respect For Tradition
January 24, 2007 | Issue 43•04

When I Put Something In Italics, I Mean It
August 23, 2000 | Issue 36•29
My Beloved, Would You Do Me The Honor Of Becoming The Fourth Mrs. Charles Ballard?
December 22, 2004 | Issue 40•51
Thank You For The Article About Cher
November 24, 1999 | Issue 35•43

Gymnasts Are Hot!

February 12, 1997 | Issue 31•05

I Guess Now Would Be As Good A Time As Any To Triumph Over Adversity

July 07, 2004 | Issue 40•27

Aw, Who'm I Kidding... I'll Never Top 21 Jump Street

April 20, 2005 | Issue 41•16

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